(May 21, 2010 at 11:16 pm)Dotard Wrote: What? Those duckies are precious! Leave them be! I'm tellin'!

Karen just asked if anyone had stood up for the ducks, so I read her this. She says, 'Thank you, thank you, etc.... the poor ducks, etc etc.'

(May 22, 2010 at 9:50 am)Paul the Human Wrote: There's your idea, right there. Get more of them and spread them around in the drawers and cupboards. Pose them here and there with fake poop all over the dishes or surrounded by cookie crumbs.

Perfect prank!! LOL. I vote for Paul's suggestion!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OzenQYI4BI

Super glue +a dirty mind.

(May 28, 2010 at 3:19 am)padraic Wrote: Super glue +a dirty mind.

That would be funny, but only until Karen saw it. Crazy glue on her antique poultry dolls wouldn't go over well. It would also be embarassing later when I would be at the hospital having the things removed from wherever I glued them on to. Otherwise I would add that to the list though.

(May 21, 2010 at 8:01 pm)Scented Nectar Wrote: I can't stand my roommate's little duck figurines. Help me find creative little shocking scenes to arrange them into to surprise her.

We just moved in together last weekend, and have different decorative tastes!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDrRaqbnSXg

I think they are spoon ducks? For measuring ingredients? Teapot looks like a family heirloom

(May 28, 2010 at 4:50 am)mem Wrote: I think they are spoon ducks? For measuring ingredients? Teapot looks like a family heirloom

Yes, they are measuring spoons. The running joke is that since they are useful kitchen tools, I don't get to pull the 'we have to agree on decorative items in shared spaces' card. I like to bring up the fact that they do a lousy job since the handle is at a right angle to the container part, making them difficult to use and should be replaced with normal ones. I could put them in a drawer I guess, but then there would be no pranks.

Her teapot and the glass container are antiques for sure. I don't know if they are from her family or something she bought years ago. I've never been someone who is into antiques or traditional decor, but those two are okay, I kind of like them.

Scented, that is too funny.. Keep them coming...

And if you get a chance, go with the circle and sacrifice idea... If you have any red food coloring, this would be an easy way to make the blood affect...

(May 29, 2010 at 1:18 pm)Samson Wrote: Scented, that is too funny.. Keep them coming...

And if you get a chance, go with the circle and sacrifice idea... If you have any red food coloring, this would be an easy way to make the blood affect...

Thanks. That might be my next one, since I have all the props I need. Paper for drawing a sacrificial circle, and a new bottle of ketchup I can use as blood. I'll try to get the camera turned on before she discovers it this time, to catch her audio reaction, hahah.

YES!!!...

The reaction is always good..

How has she been in the past??