If I get asylum (I don't think that will happen), can I volunteer? Cause it will give me a sense of purpose and I'd like to show my gratitude to the country that will accept me. And how can I make friends with the locals?

If you come to France, you just have to eat a lot of cheese and surrender frequently.

If you go to Britain, you have to get drunk a lot and throw up in the gutter.

If you go to Germany, - damn, I'd better stop there.

Istaghfirullah, you need ruqya.

(August 17, 2014 at 5:11 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: Istaghfirullah, you need ruqya.

Translate?

Google it
It means you need to be dipped in baba ghanoush to extinguish your fire.

(August 17, 2014 at 5:17 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: Google it

No, you tell me what you said, buddy. Don't hide.

(August 17, 2014 at 5:19 pm)Diablo Wrote:

(August 17, 2014 at 5:17 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: Google it

No, you tell me what you said, buddy. Don't hide.

But.

I love that stuff! Hard to find in Au.

(August 17, 2014 at 5:26 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote:

(August 17, 2014 at 5:19 pm)Diablo Wrote: No, you tell me what you said, buddy. Don't hide.

But.

I could give you some advice, buddy, but you probably wouldn't appreciate it. You should be careful what you say.

(August 17, 2014 at 5:31 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I love that stuff! Hard to find in Au.

You can make on your own. Get some hommus, pepper, eggplants and pray. God will turn into a lovely something.