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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 11:02 am
(September 6, 2014 at 10:52 am)Dawsonite Wrote: (September 6, 2014 at 10:48 am)Chad32 Wrote: user cp > subscribed threads > delete. 10,000 appreciations, kind sir.
Probably about time I stop watching this thread too. End of the world people should be lumped in the same category as biblical literalists as people you wouldn't expect to be around anymore.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 12:50 pm
(This post was last modified: September 6, 2014 at 12:51 pm by Simon Moon.)
(September 6, 2014 at 10:04 am)Exian Wrote: I'm just gonna say it, I fucking love the professor. I hope he never leaves.
That is my thought.
I want such a wacko example of his superstitious cult posting here often.
A real punishment for him, when his prediction does not come true, would be to donate some money (maybe $50, just enough to hurt a bit) to a secular organization. Like the 'Freedom from Religion Foundation', or 'The Clergy Project'.
He could always go to another atheist forum if he leaves here. But donating $$ to an atheist organization would really hurt.
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You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 1:21 pm
And if his prediction comes true, I'll donate all my earthly possessions to the global fire or whatever apacolyptic destruction.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 1:22 pm
(September 6, 2014 at 8:28 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Ifhe disappears from here how will we know he hasn't been raptured and was the only "true believer"?
I suppose it will remain a mystery to almost everyone!
Either the Rapture never happens at all, or every real Christian on earth goes away forever and the ones who are left are just the dog poop God scraped off his shoe before he went inside with his real friends and nobody will care what they think or say afterwards. It's one of the only things about Christianity that literally has no downside.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 1:50 pm
Maybe you guys are right about me,
I wrote a post a bit ago and forgot to hit "Post" after a few "Review" edits.
When the Rapture / Resurrection comes, it will be a world wide shaking, the most powerful supernatural intervention into world affairs since the Flood.
It begins the time of testing lasting until the 2nd Coming.
2 options will exist to choose from afterward:
A) An alien invasion just occurred as postulated by Hollywood, far-out commentators and UFO promoters.
B) it was the Rapture.
No other options will exist.
Those of us who are not here will have passed our tests ahead of those who are still here.
God will allow the alien deception by demonic entities because, in order to make a fair choice- there must be some (seemingly) viable alternative for people to choose.
The entities will be stuffed in detention at the 2nd Coming.
Those who choose foolishly (meaning - without regard to consequences) God will actually give over to believe a lie- BECAUSE they reject the truth.
I pray that pertains to not a single one of you.
In the event I am still here post Rosh, I will follow exactly what I stated in post one.
It will either be - ass or astounding.
Simon, thank you for the idea. You're on.
If I'm here, I'll will be sending fifty bucks to this forum.
Despite calls to ban me, you guys put up with me, interact, and provide amusement
( I hope it is reciprocal).
I am shocked nearly a year has transpired since joining.
I did get some initial "House breaking" training I think, from Stimbo- thanks.
I have learned to communicate better too.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 1:56 pm
Prof. You do a great crazy.
And yes, I do enjoy your posts.
Please don't stop.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 2:01 pm
I just really want to get laid before the world ends. Then again, I've got time. It's not like I'm going to raptured. Can someone please say it's not true that they're coming out with a new left behind movie? Can someone please say Nicolas Cage isn't really going to be in it? </3
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 6, 2014 at 2:02 pm
That day will come...
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as a trap for all the worlds
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 7, 2014 at 3:16 pm
(September 6, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Losty Wrote: I just really want to get laid before the world ends.
You and me both. Maibe we two can bring about the end of the world in the consummation of our passion? How fucking poetic would that be?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 7, 2014 at 3:25 pm
(September 7, 2014 at 3:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (September 6, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Losty Wrote: I just really want to get laid before the world ends.
You and me both. Maibe we two can bring about the end of the world in the consummation of our passion? How fucking poetic would that be?
Yes, please 
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