My older sister is as sharp as a bowling ball!

True story:
When we were teenagers all living at home, I asked her to go to the garage one evening to grab one of the photo albums we had stashed there.

5 minutes later, she still hadn't returned, so I open the back door and yell out:

What's the hold up?
She yells back "I can't find it!"
I yell "Is it dark in there?". ( thinking to bring here a torch)

She yells back: "I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T SEE!"

Never forgotten that.....

(September 9, 2014 at 3:25 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: My SO has been skeptical of me on these forums ever since the whole fiasco with my and/or Ivy's stalker OfMiceAndMen aka May_Love. :-|

I remember that whole thing. That was very strange. And speaking of which, I miss Ivy.

Silly people and their relationships...

Insecure female, feeling threatened by the next one. A once alpha male suppressing urges for societal norms. His objective actions don't matter. Only her subjective neuroticisms. Might as well promiscuate then, if it is already assumed...

(September 9, 2014 at 6:23 pm)naimless Wrote: Silly people and their relationships...

Insecure female, feeling threatened by the next one. A once alpha male suppressing urges for societal norms. His objective actions don't matter. Only her subjective neuroticisms. Might as well promiscuate then, if it is already assumed...

Are you a wizard?

(September 9, 2014 at 6:49 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:

(September 9, 2014 at 6:23 pm)naimless Wrote: Silly people and their relationships...

Insecure female, feeling threatened by the next one. A once alpha male suppressing urges for societal norms. His objective actions don't matter. Only her subjective neuroticisms. Might as well promiscuate then, if it is already assumed...

Are you a wizard?

Barry Pothead?

(September 8, 2014 at 8:27 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: So, today my girlfriend texted me asking, "You don't love me?"

To make a long story short, she was creeping on me and saw my silly, sarcastic reply to naimless' thread in which I replied to his/her questions with:

(September 8, 2014 at 3:04 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: 1. No idea.
2. Nope
3. I don't know.

Anyway, she took it as me saying I don't love her, and even though I tried to explain that naimless is pretty much a troll who never posts anything intelligent (and hence I responded in kind), she got upset and it escalated into a fight in which we have not spoken to one another for the past three hours. Fucking stupid shit, I know.

Ever get in trouble with your "beau" over anything on here? Or is my girlfriend (hey baby ) just fucking nuts?

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She also alleges that I spend too much time on here and not enough time with her... *eye roll*

My gal sometimes doesn't like the time I spend on the guitar forum, but she's never gone batshit on me for something I posted (she's a member there too).

Hope it works out for you, brotha.

(September 9, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Hope it works out for you, brotha.

All is good. She apologized. :-D

(September 10, 2014 at 12:03 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:

(September 9, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Hope it works out for you, brotha.

All is good. She apologized. :-D

Hey pickup, when they apologise, it just means plan B is in effect:

Poison the bastard slowly over many years with untraceable amounts of arsenic!
Your move!

Lololol.

(September 8, 2014 at 9:13 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I don't spend enough time on the forums to make her feel neglected.....mmos get me in trouble.

I'll drink to that