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That Day will come as a trap on all the world

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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 8:09 pm
(September 11, 2014 at 7:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, Shell and I are planning on spending that weekend, from the 26th onward, in Blackpool. If we're all meant to get ruptured or whatever, I won't bother booking the hotel.

Guess I'll be booking the hotel.

If it happens, I'll be in London.

I shouldn't notice any difference since the "rapture" is an American concept.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 8:20 pm (This post was last modified: September 11, 2014 at 8:21 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Actually, a Brit, named john Darby, more or less invented the modern iteration of the concept.

You see, we Americans are too dumb to have actually invented many of the idiotic concepts by which we've became known as yokels of the world. You Europeans were responsible for many of the duesies, and then shirked responsibility by driving the consequences to the new world.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 9:26 pm
Quote:BTW, is this guy for real? Poe's law and everything makes it hard to tell.


I think he is a genuine shithead. NO artificial ingredients!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 9:28 pm
Well, he's consistent, I'll give him that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 9:30 pm
(September 11, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Chuck Wrote: Actually, a Brit, named john Darby, more or less invented the modern iteration of the concept.

You see, we Americans are too dumb to have actually invented many of the idiotic concepts by which we've became known as yokels of the world. You Europeans were responsible for many of the duesies, and then shirked responsibility by driving the consequences to the new world.

We Aussies also gave you Ken Ham.

REALLY sorry about that!

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 9:34 pm
Thanks a lot Becca -_-
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 9:41 pm
(September 11, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Losty Wrote: Thanks a lot Becca -_-

Should I flame you for calling me "Becca"?

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Before you get morally superior about us giving you Ham, let me just remind you that you gave the world George W Bush, Kent Hovind, Kevin Sorbo, and the Republican Party . . .

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 9:44 pm
(September 11, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 11, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Losty Wrote: Thanks a lot Becca -_-

Should I flame you for calling me "Becca"?

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I know, right? :p
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 9:45 pm
(September 11, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 11, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Losty Wrote: Thanks a lot Becca -_-

Should I flame you for calling me "Becca"?

Confused Fall

Before you get morally superior about us giving you Ham, let me just remind you that you gave the world George W Bush, Kent Hovind, Kevin Sorbo, and the Republican Party . . .

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 9:45 pm
(September 11, 2014 at 9:44 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(September 11, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Beccs Wrote: Should I flame you for calling me "Becca"?

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I know, right? :p

Partially for your benefit but mostly because I skin people for calling me Becca".

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