Zombi-boy, so what do you do when you're not trolling an atheist forums online?

Nice try but I'm not buying that you're really this stupid.

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(September 30, 2014 at 11:57 pm)Esquilax Wrote:

(September 30, 2014 at 11:53 pm)RobZombi Wrote: You might be right. And it ain't my thesis. I should have known better. You are a fool though.

Let me guess: because the bible says that the fool says in his heart there is no god?

I wonder if I still qualify as a fool if I only say in my heart "WTF is a god-thing?"

No, I think these fuckers really are that stupid.

(September 30, 2014 at 11:57 pm)Esquilax Wrote:

(September 30, 2014 at 11:53 pm)RobZombi Wrote: You might be right. And it ain't my thesis. I should have known better. You are a fool though.

Let me guess: because the bible says that the fool says in his heart there is no god?

Incidentally, can I just thank you for demonstrating your own pettiness and lack of cogent argumentation so clearly for us all? It makes it much easier for those of us under the illusion that there's anything in you worth taking seriously.

Yes.
No. I'm not done with you yet.

Oh Zombieboy hear my cry. If you are truly as stupid as your words here would indicate, give some kind of sign. Is this really the best you can do or do you just play stupid for the larks?

Go on to youtube and take a look at all the false phophecies that failed to come true. What made all of those prophets wrong and you right? Perhaps on the 27th you won't notice much of a difference at all. Just prepare yourself for that possibility and face the reality of what did not happen. You will need to admit that you were wrong and not make excuses. I wish you the best when that happens and people are here to help you deal with reality. And if I'm wrong, I'll be prepared to assume responsibility for rejecting your reality.

(October 1, 2014 at 12:08 am)RobZombi Wrote: Yes.
No. I'm not done with you yet.

Oh. Well, then in addition to being a crazy, petty jackass, you're also just plain wrong, because I don't say there is no god in my heart. Actually, you're fractally wrong: not only is my position not "there is no god," but my heart doesn't say anything. It's an organ for pumping blood. My brain says a lot of things: maybe you should start listening to yours.

My position, which is shared by a number of m'colleagues here, is that I don't believe god exists because of a lack of evidence. I'm sure you won't appreciate the nuance, but my view doesn't preclude gods altogether, it just requires more evidence than "bible sez."

Do you have any evidence of your torrid ramblings?

(October 1, 2014 at 12:20 am)Esquilax Wrote:

(October 1, 2014 at 12:08 am)RobZombi Wrote: Yes.
No. I'm not done with you yet.

Oh. Well, then in addition to being a crazy, petty jackass, you're also just plain wrong, because I don't say there is no god in my heart. Actually, you're fractally wrong: not only is my position not "there is no god," but my heart doesn't say anything. It's an organ for pumping blood. My brain says a lot of things: maybe you should start listening to yours.

My position, which is shared by a number of m'colleagues here, is that I don't believe god exists because of a lack of evidence. I'm sure you won't appreciate the nuance, but my view doesn't preclude gods altogether, it just requires more evidence than "bible sez."

Do you have any evidence of your torrid ramblings?

No. Just one question. When all hell breaks loose really soon, will you attribute it to chance if you're still alive?

(October 1, 2014 at 12:33 am)RobZombi Wrote: No. Just one question. When all hell breaks loose really soon, will you attribute it to chance if you're still alive?

I attribute my survival, as I do everything else, to the relevant factors that can be demonstrated to have played a part. Not that I see the relevance this has to anything else.

(October 1, 2014 at 12:33 am)RobZombi Wrote:

(October 1, 2014 at 12:20 am)Esquilax Wrote: Oh. Well, then in addition to being a crazy, petty jackass, you're also just plain wrong, because I don't say there is no god in my heart. Actually, you're fractally wrong: not only is my position not "there is no god," but my heart doesn't say anything. It's an organ for pumping blood. My brain says a lot of things: maybe you should start listening to yours.

My position, which is shared by a number of m'colleagues here, is that I don't believe god exists because of a lack of evidence. I'm sure you won't appreciate the nuance, but my view doesn't preclude gods altogether, it just requires more evidence than "bible sez."

Do you have any evidence of your torrid ramblings?

No. Just one question. When all hell breaks loose really soon, will you attribute it to chance if you're still alive?

Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the light. No one can come to the Father but by him. Confess Jesus as your Saviour. Believe God hath raised him from the dead and you shall be saved.

I can quote nonsence too.

Quote:We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Mine is funnier