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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Well egg on your face will do that.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 8, 2014 at 3:13 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: The Prof has been quiet as of late.

"He has been taken up."

"Praise the Lord, he has returned -"

"No, there he is!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Sure, I'm still here.
This is not the first time to have egg on my puss.
I am quietly waiting.

I have no regrets on this post. Nothing has changed.

Patience is a virtue, but I do get encouragement from my Rapture Centric friends.
I hear one of them calling ourselves the Rapture Retards - right on target.
'Course not nearly up to what you guys call us.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Quote:This is not the first time to have egg on my puss.

What the fuck culture has that as an expression?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
I think he's saying that he's not a virgin.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 8, 2014 at 4:30 pm)Tonus Wrote: I think he's saying that he's not a virgin.
Oh and here I was thinking he was talking about eating breakfast on his cat.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 8, 2014 at 4:12 pm)professor Wrote: Sure, I'm still here.
This is not the first time to have egg on my puss.

No prof. No. Please please don't make me put you in the sexual innuendo thread. It feels so wrong.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
Doo eeet!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 8, 2014 at 4:13 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
Quote:This is not the first time to have egg on my puss.

What the fuck culture has that as an expression?

'Puss' is old slang for 'face'.

'Egg on my face' is an old expression meaning:

"It often implies that you have made a serious mistake, but more strictly it indicates that something you have done (or some turn of events) has left you looking embarrassed or foolish"

Most likely origin:

"In the lower-class and more rowdy kind of theatrical performance, in which an incompetent actor would have been pelted with eggs and forced off the stage"

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
(October 8, 2014 at 5:02 pm)Exian Wrote: Doo eeet!

Done
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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