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#11
RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:07 pm
Don't start a new one. Resurrect (pun intended)/relaunch an old one.

All hail Odin AllFather!

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#12
RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:07 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2014 at 7:08 pm by lifesagift.)
(October 29, 2014 at 6:58 pm)Jenny A Wrote: It might be true, but somehow I don't think Awful Fart would be a catchy name. How about Findyourselfism?

Oh my (new) god.. not 'flat', more 'flatulance'!
No, we need a new one... think.. all gods were new once !
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#13
RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:10 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 7:07 pm)Beccs Wrote: Don't start a new one. Resurrect (pun intended)/relaunch an old one.

All hail Odin AllFather!

Better to pull a Joseph Smith and come up with some revelations.

There are so many who tried to revive the old religions and it didn't pay out.
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:13 pm
Heck, why not Joseph Smith Joseph Smith and come up with the Golden Tablets the prequel.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#15
RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:15 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 7:13 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Heck, why not Joseph Smith Joseph Smith and come up with the Golden Tablets the prequel.

Might even earn you some magic underwear.
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:16 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2014 at 7:30 pm by Jenny A.)
Hmmm. My idea of magic underwear is all about sex. Mormonism left out the remote control vibrator.
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#17
RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:18 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 7:16 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Hmmm. My idea of magic underwear is all about sex. Mormonism left out the remove control vibrator.

Hey, it's your religion. Your magic can be whatever strikes your fancy.
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#18
RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:28 pm
That's why we need a new set of gold tablets: polyandry and vibrating underwear.
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:29 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 7:18 pm)abaris Wrote:
(October 29, 2014 at 7:16 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Hmmm. My idea of magic underwear is all about sex. Mormonism left out the remove control vibrator.

Hey, it's your religion. Your magic can be whatever strikes your fancy.

No it's my religion...

But what are we fighting for? why are we here?
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:38 pm
Heaven is an island on a flying elephant
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