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November 25, 2014 at 10:31 am
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Lol, that sounds like, "She probably maxed out at 200, but I'm not sure as I was alreadt busy filing our tax returns at that point"
But I ask you - what is wrong with the world that women grow up not knowing that they can have orgasms when they really can have them whenever they please with not much trouble? It's a major failure of society.
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November 25, 2014 at 12:03 pm
Well, I was definitely filing something for safe keeping.
(November 25, 2014 at 10:31 am)Alex K Wrote: But I ask you - what is wrong with the world that women grow up not knowing that they can have orgasms when they really can have them whenever they please with not much trouble? It's a major failure of society.
In this case it was a major failure of her parents. She didn't know too much about how her body worked before she met me.
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November 25, 2014 at 12:37 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 9:48 am)Stimbo Wrote: (November 25, 2014 at 12:38 am)whateverist Wrote: Interesting. My first wife was multi-orgasmic and no one since has been. I remember learning about several patterns of female orgasm in a general physiology class. I think this pattern is much in the minority and probably makes some women think they aren't tapping into something.
We actually stopped counting at forty-six, mainly since I had other things on my mind at that point, so the final count was higher. What makes it even more interesting is I was the first person ever to bring her to orgasm; she'd never even done it herself before. So we quite definitely tapped into something she never knew she had. Without wanting to sound whiney, if that's even a word, it's a large part of what's making the last five years and counting so painful; going from champagne and caviar for every meal to being denied even the slightest sniff of food at all, while everyone around me is stuffing themselves sick. Ah well.
You used up the supply?! Whoa.
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November 25, 2014 at 1:09 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 12:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Well, I was definitely filing something for safe keeping.
(November 25, 2014 at 10:31 am)Alex K Wrote: But I ask you - what is wrong with the world that women grow up not knowing that they can have orgasms when they really can have them whenever they please with not much trouble? It's a major failure of society.
In this case it was a major failure of her parents. She didn't know too much about how her body worked before she met me.
I think orgasm should be taught in school. I'm serious. Maybe I'm spoiled because I had a teacher break out a banana to show us how condoms work...
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November 25, 2014 at 1:14 pm
Some schools have sex ed. I don't think any of them teach orgasms but they do teach condom use.
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November 25, 2014 at 1:15 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 12:37 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: You used up the supply?! Whoa.
She died for real.
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November 25, 2014 at 1:18 pm
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(November 25, 2014 at 1:14 pm)Losty Wrote: Some schools have sex ed. I don't think any of them teach orgasms but they do teach condom use. Which might be why so many people fail to use them...they don;t know why they should. Gotta dangle the carrot...(um, ladies?)
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November 25, 2014 at 1:20 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 1:18 pm)Rhythm Wrote: (November 25, 2014 at 1:14 pm)Losty Wrote: Some schools have sex ed. I don't think any of them teach orgasms but they do teach condom use. Which might be why so many people fail to use them...they don;t know why they should. Gotta dangle the carrot...(um, ladies?)
I always thought sex ed would be a lot more educational with hands-on learning.
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November 25, 2014 at 1:33 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 1:20 pm)Losty Wrote: (November 25, 2014 at 1:18 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Which might be why so many people fail to use them...they don;t know why they should. Gotta dangle the carrot...(um, ladies?)
I always thought sex ed would be a lot more educational with hands-on learning.
There's something to be said about assigning homework 
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November 25, 2014 at 2:08 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 1:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (November 25, 2014 at 12:37 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: You used up the supply?! Whoa.
She died for real.
Dude, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that. I wouldn't have made that joke had I known.
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