(November 28, 2014 at 7:12 pm)abaris Wrote:

(November 28, 2014 at 7:09 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: OK, where should I begin? With a PhD in Christian Philosophy from Trinity College of the Bible and Theological Seminary or the ongoing post-doctoral research in Christian Science at the Veritas Evangelical Seminary?

So in short - theology in the broadest sense of the word.

Natural science is nowhere to be found, so your claims of the fossil record being a hoax are based on what exactly?

Faith, which in english means bullshit.

Jesus Lover, your offer may be well intentioned so I shall say this only once.

Please take your Jesus a safe distance from me if you don't want it damaged. I'm not in the market for a pretend friend, thanks all the same. I have never fallen for the scam back when my life had meaning; I'll be fucked if I'm going to fall for it now.

Enjoy whatever remains of your day.

As for my avatar - have you never heard of Fred Phelps?

(November 28, 2014 at 7:14 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Jesus Lover, your offer may be well intentioned so I shall say this only once.

Please take your Jesus a safe distance from me if you don't want it damaged. I'm not in the market for a pretend friend, thanks all the same. I have never fallen for the scam back when my life had meaning; I'll be fucked if I'm going to fall for it now.

Enjoy whatever remains of your day.

Do you by any chance remember the old song "bend me shape me, anyway you want me"? That's what everyone can do with their personal Jesus. Kind of a rubber doll actually, if one is into that kind of stuff that is.

Long as you love me, it's alright.

Now the damn thing's in my head..!

(November 28, 2014 at 7:09 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: With a PhD in Christian Philosophy from Trinity College of the Bible and Theological Seminary or the ongoing post-doctoral research in Christian Science at the Veritas Evangelical Seminary?

So nothing that would qualify you to speak, professionally, about evolution. Please at least have made an amateur study of biology & chemistry otherwise I'm really at a loss to understand how you would be able to refute what is arguably the most evidenced theory in biology.

(November 28, 2014 at 7:17 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Long as you love me, it's alright.

Exactly. I bet, our newest member has one too.

(November 28, 2014 at 7:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: As for my avatar - have you never heard of Fred Phelps?

Fred Phelps of the WBC? Yes, heard about him. The cowboy hat makes you look similar to him...yes, but of course, your smile is the distinguishing factor.

(November 26, 2014 at 9:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You're going to scare the creatards, man.

This thread even has living fossils. Take my money.

Interesting thing about that smile.

It has teeth.