Nuh uh! was: [split] AF's very own list of Transitional Fossils

[Anomalocaris]

With a PhD in Christian Philosophy from Trinity College of the Bible and Theological Seminary or ....

All he needs to be the perfect Christian genius would be another PhD in public masturbation and small time hustling.

......the ongoing post-doctoral research in......


....Christian Science......

....at the Veritas Evangelical Seminary?

Does it offer the PhD program in public masturbation and small time hustling he needs?

[Losty]

Transitional fossils are hoaxes and this is a subject I will discuss in length some day. For now, know that its a deception and wait for my explanation.

Most creationist sources say "calling them hoaxes is an argument not to use" that's something you should consider.

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Sorry baby brother, I had to read your version like 12 times before I got it. Could be my brain is just slow.

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No, there's enough shit and run. Based on what evidence? Based on what expertise.

And seeing how fast you posted, you didn't even look at the extensive list provided. Sorry, if that doesn't exactly add to your credit.

As I mentioned, explanation will come another day! I don't need to read a propaganda to know one!

Well why are you in here being annoying then? Stfu and come back when you've got the evidence.

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Why don't you pray for patience for me?

Better yet, instead of sniping away in this thread, how about composing the post you're promising? It'd better be worth the hype after this.

Stimbo, is that you in your Avatar?

I can feel right now that you are destined for good things in future with Jesus Christ and his kingdom. That is the reason you are so inquisitive because you are after the truth. I know all these false propaganda its eating you from the inside. Let loose my friend. Good things are in store for you.

Oh shit. Beware of the trollnip newbie newb. That stuff will get you high!!

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As for my avatar - have you never heard of Fred Phelps?

Fred Phelps of the WBC? Yes, heard about him. The cowboy hat makes you look similar to him...yes, but of course, your smile is the distinguishing factor.

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It's an avatar!!!

Do you think, it's me in the picture of mine?

I let you in on a secret, stimbos picture is really Fred Phelps.

Ok seriously I could not tell it was Fred Phelps.
But how was my prophesy about the guy in the picture? (which I mistakenly assumed to be Stimbo?)
Fred Phelps was a man of God as in now with Jesus Christ awaiting his Kingdom come! 100% preciseness!

Fred Phelps was a disgusting sack of shit.

[Alex K]

This thread is comedy gold. Hope it doesn't distract from the first post too much. I'd say JesusLover has troll probability p=60%, very entertaining.
For the remaining 40%,
JesusChristLover, it's never too late to get a real degree or to learn something otherwise, so there's hope for you! You really need to get out more. Ok, coming here is a good first step... Maybe you'll even get over that painful reflexive defense posting after a while (you know, that thing you do in lieu of thinking about stuff, where you keep yelling Hoax! Propaganda!), and maybe you'll dare join the actual conversation. Take your time, but try not to get banned for preaching

[Jenny A]

Transitional fossils are hoaxes and this is a subject I will discuss in length some day. For now, know that its a deception and wait for my explanation.

I'm sorry. But that is unreasonable. Put up or shut up until you are ready to put up.

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No! I am serious. I know a good man when I see one. This is my God given power. That is why I asked if he is the one in his avatar.

Ah than you recognize one of the nice guys when you meet him. That would be Stimbo.

If he bothers you, god won't be enough to help you.

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OK, where should I begin? With a PhD in Christian Philosophy from Trinity College of the Bible and Theological Seminary or the ongoing post-doctoral research in Christian Science at the Veritas Evangelical Seminary?

About as relevant to fossils as a snake is to bicycle. And if you want to trade degrees you find you aren't extraordinary here. Really.

[robvalue]

JCL it's sad to have to say this so soon after welcoming you, but you are ruining a very good and well intentioned thread.

All you have said so far is arrogant unsubstantiated nonsense. If your goal really is to convince people of the truth of Christianity, you're not going about it the right way. You're one more ridiculous post away from my block list. And if you get banned, you will have failed entirely. It's not a badge of honour saying "Atheists can't handle me."

I urge you to reconsider your approach and engage in honest discussion. You will never convince an atheist to change their mind without reason and evidence. Trying to trash science will get you absolutely nowhere. Even if all the scientific theories turn out to be wrong, it lends not a shred of credulity to any other unsupported explanations.

[Duke Guilmon]

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Most creationist sources say "calling them hoaxes is an argument not to use" that's something you should consider.

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Sorry baby brother, I had to read your version like 12 times before I got it. Could be my brain is just slow.

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You got it, you are a smart cookie, so no worries mate.

[abaris]

This thread is comedy gold. Hope it doesn't distract from the first post too much. I'd say JesusLover has troll probability p=60%, very entertaining.
For the remaining 40%,

At first I was sure the troll factor with this one is at a 100%. But now I'm rather thinking of a very naive person taking everything at face value. Stupid would be the wrong word. Ignorant about anything which isn't religious and naive when it comes to facing the real world.

If I'm wrong, he's one of the better actors in the Jesus camp.

[Alex K]

This thread is comedy gold. Hope it doesn't distract from the first post too much. I'd say JesusLover has troll probability p=60%, very entertaining.
For the remaining 40%,

At first I was sure the troll factor with this one is at a 100%. But now I'm rather thinking of a very naive person taking everything at face value. Stupid would be the wrong word. Ignorant about anything which isn't religious and naive when it comes to facing the real world.

Yes. Well, he's come to the right place. Full of nice people who only want to help...

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...themselves to his soul! Muahahaha

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Just kidding! Kidding!

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There is no such thing as a soul, of course

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[Esquilax]

Has anyone noticed the recent trend in christians coming into these threads and being all like "Evolution is a hoax! I'll totally explain why later, but please just accept my initial bland assertion now and stop believing in it. I'll totally pay lip service to science when I talk about kinds in a couple of days!"? What's with this desperate need to speak up before they've properly formulated an argument? Why do they think that's going to convince anyone?

As for the new guy, a bit of advice: don't talk about kinds. We've done kinds to death here over the past few weeks, and besides, evolution talks about species, not kinds. You wouldn't want us to argue against christianity on the basis that it doesn't talk about Vishnu, so how about we keep irrelevancies to the central thesis of a concept out of our objections to it, eh? Oh, and you'd better come correct with regards to your claim that all fossils are a hoax. If this is going to be another thing like Professor's "you don't know they're related! That's just a guess!" crap, then I'll have to give you a stiff lesson in morphology and phylogenetics. So... maybe look up those words and understand their implications for the fossil record before you open your mouth.

[fr0d0]

Fred Phelps was a man of God as in now with Jesus Christ awaiting his Kingdom come! 100% preciseness!

Fred Phelps was a disgusting sack of shit.

I have to agree. Completely. Fred Phelps kingdom has to be incredibly painful for the evil he's done. I spit on his memory, and his legacy.