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The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)

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The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
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The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 2:41 pm
Oh, wait - there isn't a case for it.

It is absurd on every level. So, there's that.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 2:43 pm
The bible says so.

Therefore it happened.

All arguments to the contrary will be met with intellectually superior smirking, moving of the goal posts, completely ignoring the counter arguments, and overuse of ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL

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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 2:46 pm
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 2:47 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: The bible says so.

Therefore it happened.

All arguments to the contrary will be met with intellectually superior smirking, moving of the goal posts, completely ignoring the counter arguments, and overuse of ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL

And constant reminders that you're arguing against the bible so poorly, and the apologist is arguing so well.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 2:53 pm
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 2:56 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: The bible says so.

Therefore it happened.

All arguments to the contrary will be met with intellectually superior smirking, moving of the goal posts, completely ignoring the counter arguments, and overuse of ROFLOLROFLOLROFLOL

...and not actually posting any evidence for the resurrection (cowardly phony Christian) but instead changing the subject to Satanistic science with their abiowhateverstuff and endlessly appealing to scholarly consensus on some-guy-named-Yeshua.

He should thank God I had him covered. I present the same arguments he would have but with style.

I put the "fun" in "fundamentalism".

Some would say I put the "duh" and "mental" in it too.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 3:11 pm
Aw fuck it....I'm going to stick this here.

(Which is a paraphrase of what the bishop said to the altar boy.)




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December 1, 2014 at 3:17 pm


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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 6:36 pm
If Hollywood had made the trailer for that move:


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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (troisième étage)
December 1, 2014 at 6:44 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 6:36 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: If Hollywood had made the trailer for that move:



Okay, that's bloody awesome.

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