CHRIST THE KICKER……

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[vulcanlogician]

It's not "self" abuse if you're being kicked by a deity.

[no one]

Unlike rape, this perpetrator wants it.

[Ferrocyanide]

My personal favorite is John Harvey Kellogg

Dr John Harvey Kellogg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
Kellogg was a skilled surgeon, who often donated his services to indigent patients at his clinic.[10] Although generally against unnecessary surgery to treat diseases,[11][12] he did advocate circumcision, allegedly to prevent masturbation.[8]

John Harvey Kellogg is best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal, Corn Flakes, in 1878. Originally, he called this cereal Granula, which he later changed to Granola in 1881. However, due to patent rights, he had to once again change the name to Corn Flakes.[16] These Corn Flakes were invented as part of his health regimen to prevent masturbation. His belief was that bland foods, such as these, would decrease or prevent excitement and arousal.[17]

Also, there is this:
Masturbation Myths | Teesha Morgan | TEDxStanleyPark
antimasturbation cursader, Kellog's and Graham crackers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkPU1fKchI
By TEDx Talks
Length = 16:41

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

My personal favorite is John Harvey Kellogg

Dr John Harvey Kellogg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
Kellogg was a skilled surgeon, who often donated his services to indigent patients at his clinic.[10] Although generally against unnecessary surgery to treat diseases,[11][12] he did advocate circumcision, allegedly to prevent masturbation.[8]

John Harvey Kellogg is best known for the invention of the famous breakfast cereal, Corn Flakes, in 1878. Originally, he called this cereal Granula, which he later changed to Granola in 1881. However, due to patent rights, he had to once again change the name to Corn Flakes.[16] These Corn Flakes were invented as part of his health regimen to prevent masturbation. His belief was that bland foods, such as these, would decrease or prevent excitement and arousal.[17]

Also, there is this:
Masturbation Myths | Teesha Morgan | TEDxStanleyPark
antimasturbation cursader, Kellog's and Graham crackers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkPU1fKchI
By TEDx Talks
Length = 16:41

He might have been on to something. I don’t recall ever being turned on by a bowl of corn flakes.

Boru

[no one]

Not even the frosted kind?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Not even the frosted kind?

ESPECIALLY not the frosted kind. Shredded wheat, though…

Boru

[Angrboda]

But that tiger! *rowr*

[Ferrocyanide]

Not even the frosted kind?

You mean Frosted Flakes? No, you can't have that. The idea of having sugar in cereal comes from Mr Post. He didn't like Kellogg's products since they had no taste. He took Kellogg's idea and removed the religion from it and boom! A new product!


There is also Cheerios and Honey Nuts Cheerios and Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.

Cheerios is ok. The rest are from Satan.

[brewer]