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So has Christ returned
#1
So has Christ returned
In the form of Vladimir Putin?
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#2
RE: So has Christ returned
You aren’t even trying. *yawn*
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#3
RE: So has Christ returned
Dunno.

Let's nail the prick up for three days, stab him with a lance, and see if he comes back from the dead.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#4
RE: So has Christ returned
Does that mean he can/should be crucified?
  
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#5
RE: So has Christ returned
(April 21, 2022 at 12:01 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: You aren’t even trying. *yawn*

Yeah right, a shit ton of replies in probably 5 minutes? This post is solid gold!

(April 21, 2022 at 12:01 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Does that mean he can/should be crucified?

No you got the story wrong that was when he left. He's supposed to return in glory and power and defeat all the evil on the earth. Just look at what Putin is doing now if you need proof.
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#6
RE: So has Christ returned
Bullshit unless Vlad is secretly Black ..... Hehe
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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RE: So has Christ returned
(April 21, 2022 at 12:13 am)Helios Wrote: Bullshit unless Vlad is secretly Black ..... Hehe

And how do you know he's not? The son of god can do anything he wants, even black face, who's going to stop him some snow flake like  Zelenskyy?
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RE: So has Christ returned
Quote:Yeah right, a shit ton of replies in probably 5 minutes? This post is solid gold!
Of us laughing at how stupid you are  Hehe

Quote:No you got the story wrong that was when he left. He's supposed to return in glory and power and defeat all the evil on the earth. Just look at what Putin is doing now if you need proof.
Do you mean totally failing to take one relevantly poor Eastern European nation? and virtually economically ruining Russia ... Yeah sure  Hehe

Quote:And how do you know he's not? The son of god can do anything he wants, even black face, who's going to stop him some snow flake like  Zelenskyy?
Because Jesus for all his faults wasn't an unhinged sociopath, Nor would he ever do Black Face and Zelenskyy has done a pretty fair job stopping Pussy Putin so far  Hehe

And who is more of a snowflake the guy who stayed in his nation's capital as an armored column rolled up to it or the guy who won't let you use the word war because it hurts his fee-fees? Hehe
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM


      
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#9
RE: So has Christ returned
Is Jesus back?

Nope.

But - considering your hammered ass - Thor might be......
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#10
RE: So has Christ returned
never ceases to amaze me that these white supremacists fail to realise that jesus was not white (if he ever existed) and jesus was a communist (if the magic book was even vaguely true).

Almost as though they don't read their own magic book.
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