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So you when to hell now what.
RE: So you when to hell now what.
First I would figure who I am and the nature of my surroundings.

Then I might formulate some goals and the best ways to achieve them.

Come to think of it, it would be quite similar to waking up on this hellish planet, granted I have all the time in the world and no pressure from those who would seek their own benefit in MY identity.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
I find it amusing that Losty provided bible verses to prove that hell is a place of eternal torture and fire but GC hasn't provided any verses to back up his/her beliefs about hell.

If I went to hell, first I would be shocked because there isn't any hell...then I would find all the famous or historical people that broke religion's rules and must be in hell. Maybe I would hang out with Lord Byron or Hendrix.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
Obviously GC is god's chosen one. When god comes to his room at night he whispers secrets in his ear...or I think that's what happens.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(December 1, 2014 at 7:42 pm)Losty Wrote: Obviously GC is god's chosen one. When god comes to his room at night he whispers secrets in his ear...or I think that's what happens.

And he whispers, "Father, is that you?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(December 1, 2014 at 7:34 pm)Nope Wrote: I find it amusing that Losty provided bible verses to prove that hell is a place of eternal torture and fire but GC hasn't provided any verses to back up his/her beliefs about hell.

If I went to hell, first I would be shocked because there isn't any hell...then I would find all the famous or historical people that broke religion's rules and must be in hell. Maybe I would hang out with Lord Byron or Hendrix.

None at all, the word torture is not mentioned.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
They don't use the word torture in reference to Guantanamo Bay either, but that doesn't mean it isn't torture. Where is mainstream christianity getting this idea from, then?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(December 1, 2014 at 6:01 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 21, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Godschild Wrote: The Bible where else, hell is a place of torment and by reasonable thought no pleasure will be allowed. Simple really.

So far you've demonstrated that you wouldn't know a reasonable thought if it bounced off your head and triple somersaulted to the ground in front of you, performing a striptease and holding a huge neon sign saying "reasonable thoughts are here again".

See you have no reasonable response to my statement, as usual.

GC

(December 1, 2014 at 11:27 pm)Chad32 Wrote: They don't use the word torture in reference to Guantanamo Bay either, but that doesn't mean it isn't torture. Where is mainstream christianity getting this idea from, then?

I've actually seen tortured referenced to Guantanamo Bay, where you been.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
The title of this thread cracks me up.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(December 1, 2014 at 11:33 pm)Elskidor Wrote: The title of this thread cracks me up.

It drives me completely nuts.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(December 1, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Godschild Wrote: I've actually seen tortured referenced to Guantanamo Bay, where you been.

GC

I thought the people running the place insisted it was just enhanced interrogation techniques.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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