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Ark Sunk
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 (December 11, 2014 at 4:06 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'm sure some generous doners will help him. The same ones who will help fund his next project, a full scale Tower of Kebabel.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
mit pomme frits
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There's only one solution to this mess: Ham will just have to go ahead and publish his findings so he can get that Nobel Prize money.
 RE: Ark Sunk
December 11, 2014 at 5:14 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2014 at 5:15 pm by abaris.)
(December 11, 2014 at 4:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote: mit pomme frits Spelling Nazi hat on: "pommes frites" Spelling Nazi hat off. ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
  RE: Ark Sunk
December 11, 2014 at 5:56 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2014 at 6:10 pm by Jenny A.)
If if were possible for Noah, even with the help of his sons, and all their perplexed neighbors to have built such a thing, then Ham and a few of his buddies should be able to build the ark in couple weekends with about ten grand. Oh, and they can round up real animals and house them just like Noah too. What's the problem? If Noah could do it with bronze age tools in a largely unforested part of the world than Ham should have even less trouble. . . . . Oh. . . wait. . . .
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Good point. If the future of life on Earth lay in the hands of these idiots, we're all royally screwed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Watch that video of him brainwashing little kids - that'll cure your appetite. Or void your stomach.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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