Quote:In fact, Laurie would like to see Christians use the End Times to bring about dialogue with unbelievers and what they can expect in the last days so that more will be saved — to usher in the Rapture more quickly.

My advice: Try to tone down the sheer stupidity of interpreting modern events in light of "prophecies" emanating from already very stupid beliefs.

So...do you think it's a coincidence that the antichrist made a covenant on your birthday Proff- or was that to commemorate the occasion? Do you often find that important events coincide with some date that has meaning or importance to you, personally?
(we still calling the pres the antichrist btw...that would be bad form, after getting it so hilariously wrong...don't you think?)

(December 13, 2014 at 11:46 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: Oh, that's an accurate spelling, according to the OED (see #6).

That was supposed to be "Ha Ha".

'cumming' vs. 'coming'

(December 13, 2014 at 7:18 am)strawdawg Wrote: Every few years someone gets attention by making wild predictions, this is an example.

He probably needs a new private jet. The old one has cum stains on the leather upholstery from the last orgy. Jesus is coming send money is a time proven method of raising cash fast.

Never had a first coming. Forget him, he won't help you.

(December 13, 2014 at 1:22 pm)IATIA Wrote:

(December 13, 2014 at 11:46 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: Oh, that's an accurate spelling, according to the OED (see #6).

That was supposed to be "Ha Ha".

'cumming' vs. 'coming'

I knew what you were getting at, it's just that "coming" is perfectly apt describing Jesus's second act.

Me, I'm just glad it doesn't take me two fucking millennia to recover from the first coming. Talk about rolling over and going to sleep!

When O made his half hour infomercial, the people I hang with were looking for something notable to occur on that date.
They had back calculated 7 biblical years from 2015 day of Atonement (don't remember why) and after O's TV promise on that day, one of them said,"Was this the covenant of Daniel?"
The covenant where traditionally, we have been taught it would be between the AC and Israel.
In looking at Daniel, there is no mention of a peace treaty or Israel for that matter.
It says a covenant with many (Many= a great number).
The number of people reportedly who watched was 33 million - a high number in the occult.
The covenant was agreed to by the election results.

Once that fell into place, and the numbers associated with O, it was obvious the traditional interpretation of Daniel was wrong and it was fulfilled right in our face and no one knew it.

Now the connection to me:
I have been saying to friends and foe, the warning, that O is the AC since the '08 election.
I believe my birthday, anniversary work hire date, and work clock number being the gematria of O is an indicator- a confirmation to me of my position as an appointed watchman to alert the sleeping Church and anyone who will listen that the enemy is at the gate and will enter the city.
Some of my friends were "Awakened" within the last couple of years about where we are.
There has never been a time for me when I was not "Watching" in 4 decades.
This is what I was cut out to do.
It is not really a choice I made.
it is like a passion that flows thru me.

We'd better build ourselves an ark.
Jesus must be really sexually repressed after 2000 years of sitting at the right hand of god. His second coming might create a second flood.

I just want to mention that I too am very very close to a second coming.

(December 13, 2014 at 3:06 pm)professor Wrote: I believe my birthday, anniversary work hire date, and work clock number being the gematria of O is an indicator- a confirmation to me of my position as an appointed watchman to alert the sleeping Church and anyone who will listen that the enemy is at the gate and will enter the city.
Some of my friends were "Awakened" within the last couple of years about where we are.
There has never been a time for me when I was not "Watching" in 4 decades.
This is what I was cut out to do.
It is not really a choice I made.
it is like a passion that flows thru me.

If any one else had written this I would have thought of a joke, but you haven't demonstrated a sense of humour so far.

So, since this is obviously serious, I give a serious and heartfelt answer: Got get some professional help as soon as possible.