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"Very very close to the second coming" again.
#61
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
Kenya believe it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#62
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
Assyrious as this thread is. I have to.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#63
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Stimbo, I gotta hand it to you. You are real consistent.
Your use of 69 never entered my mind.
Maybe I am getting better.
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#64
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(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: Of course many atheists are ant-christ because being against Christ is being anti.
But none of you are the antichrist.
Off the top of my head:

I am not anti-christ, like my friends here, we are anti-stupid, your religion and all of its figures just end up landing there.

(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: He will worship the god of forces (whatever that means, but it does mean he worships a god) so that leaves atheists out.

People have been worshiping god as a force for years, this is not a prophecy, any one can make it.

(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: He is called the Assyrian (Kenya -place of birth of O was within the Assyrian empire at one time).

Prove it with an accurate history source.

(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: He is said to "Change the laws and times" (what was the election platform in '08? / has he been changing any laws?).

Laws and times change all the time, hell america changes its laws all the time. This is not a prophecy, anyone can make it.

(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: He comes in peaceably, taking the kingdom by flattery (who was it who received a Nobel prize for doing NOTHING?).

Nobody whens the nobel peace prize for nothing. This is also a bad prophecy anyone can make, because many leaders have done this.

(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: He is said to use peace to destroy ( the "Peace Process" and war to make peace comes to mind).

And I am going to have rough gay sex with a girl soon. You don't use peace to destroy, because if something is destroyed it is not peace.

(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: He is seen as a beast coming from the sea (is there a sea between Kenya and Hawaii? and between that state and the mainland?).

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As you can see there is no see in between kenya and hawaii, but there is one to kenya and new guinea, so trying to say obama is the anti-christ is stupid, because like bush, the second he leaves the white house, you guys are just going to sweep it under the rug as if it never happened.

(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: So the above is biblical, maybe there is more that I forgot- the rest is circumstantial evidence and divine revelation in the last several years.

If above was what evidence there is for the end times of the bible, then I can tell you that the earth will have to wait a few billion years for the end times, by the sun. And divine revelation is not evidence, cause if it was you would be just as safe as a hindu as a christian or muslim.

(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: Oh and thanks for the recommendation to seek professional help.
I will be going to a specialist shortly.
ROFLOL

I think you need to read a good book instead of an old mythology.
[Image: guilmon_evolution_by_davidgtm3-d4gb5rp.gif]https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOW_Ioi2wtuPa88FvBmnBgQ my youtube
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#65
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Well, prof.

Looking at a simple map or having at least some basic knowledge of geopgraphy, would have shown you, that Egypt had a much better chance at reaching Kenia than the Assyirians ever had.

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#66
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(December 13, 2014 at 4:10 pm)whateverist Wrote: You're off by four centuries.

Christ, you're almost as old as Methuselah?

(December 13, 2014 at 6:45 pm)JuliaL Wrote: Assyrious as this thread is. I have to.

Iraqed my brains for a clever reply, but this was the best I could do.

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#67
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
Iran away from this thread, but African could not stay away.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#68
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#69
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(December 13, 2014 at 9:21 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: jesus-amp-039-second-coming_fb_2640987.jpg]

And truly who would deny him? Oh come all ye faithful and receive him for he is your lordly top.
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#70
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
(December 13, 2014 at 9:13 pm)IATIA Wrote: Iran away from this thread, but African could not stay away.

'Egypt his way into a punny reply ... all I can say is O, man.

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