"Very very close to the second coming" again.

[Cyberman]

Kenya believe it?

[JuliaL]

Assyrious as this thread is. I have to.

[professor]

Stimbo, I gotta hand it to you. You are real consistent.
Your use of 69 never entered my mind.
Maybe I am getting better.

[Duke Guilmon]

Of course many atheists are ant-christ because being against Christ is being anti.
But none of you are the antichrist.
Off the top of my head:

I am not anti-christ, like my friends here, we are anti-stupid, your religion and all of its figures just end up landing there.

He will worship the god of forces (whatever that means, but it does mean he worships a god) so that leaves atheists out.

People have been worshiping god as a force for years, this is not a prophecy, any one can make it.

He is called the Assyrian (Kenya -place of birth of O was within the Assyrian empire at one time).

Prove it with an accurate history source.

He is said to "Change the laws and times" (what was the election platform in '08? / has he been changing any laws?).

Laws and times change all the time, hell america changes its laws all the time. This is not a prophecy, anyone can make it.

He comes in peaceably, taking the kingdom by flattery (who was it who received a Nobel prize for doing NOTHING?).

Nobody whens the nobel peace prize for nothing. This is also a bad prophecy anyone can make, because many leaders have done this.

He is said to use peace to destroy ( the "Peace Process" and war to make peace comes to mind).

And I am going to have rough gay sex with a girl soon. You don't use peace to destroy, because if something is destroyed it is not peace.

He is seen as a beast coming from the sea (is there a sea between Kenya and Hawaii? and between that state and the mainland?).

As you can see there is no see in between kenya and hawaii, but there is one to kenya and new guinea, so trying to say obama is the anti-christ is stupid, because like bush, the second he leaves the white house, you guys are just going to sweep it under the rug as if it never happened.

So the above is biblical, maybe there is more that I forgot- the rest is circumstantial evidence and divine revelation in the last several years.

If above was what evidence there is for the end times of the bible, then I can tell you that the earth will have to wait a few billion years for the end times, by the sun. And divine revelation is not evidence, cause if it was you would be just as safe as a hindu as a christian or muslim.

Oh and thanks for the recommendation to seek professional help.
I will be going to a specialist shortly.

I think you need to read a good book instead of an old mythology.

[abaris]

Well, prof.

Looking at a simple map or having at least some basic knowledge of geopgraphy, would have shown you, that Egypt had a much better chance at reaching Kenia than the Assyirians ever had.

[Thumpalumpacus]

You're off by four centuries.

Christ, you're almost as old as Methuselah?

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Assyrious as this thread is. I have to.

Iraqed my brains for a clever reply, but this was the best I could do.

[IATIA]

Iran away from this thread, but African could not stay away.

[Minimalist]

[Whateverist]

And truly who would deny him? Oh come all ye faithful and receive him for he is your lordly top.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Iran away from this thread, but African could not stay away.

'Egypt his way into a punny reply ... all I can say is O, man.