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December 22, 2014 at 7:45 am
(December 22, 2014 at 2:45 am)Losty Wrote: (December 21, 2014 at 11:08 pm)whateverist Wrote: Maybe we can have a big party here when I retire. You bring the cookies. Do a big sleep over with pads and sleeping bags in the living room and out in the garden, plus the one guest room for some luck soul(s). We can hang in the hot tub, play some games and chat ourselves hoarse. It'll either be this summer or the one after that I retire. I'm a pretty decent cook.
B..b..but...can I come too? Oh please oh please can I come?
Oh goody I wasn't sure anyone could or would. Will it be our first official sleep over? Hey, wait a minute .. you weren't just looking for encouragement to rub one out were you?
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December 22, 2014 at 8:04 am
(December 21, 2014 at 6:15 pm)whateverist Wrote: I might have to create a sock just to get that done for you.
Why? Is your usual one all crusty?
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December 22, 2014 at 12:21 pm
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(December 22, 2014 at 1:35 am)whateverist Wrote: West coast, northern California, east side of the San Francisco bay in Berkeley. You're in Alaska? Really?? And a fisherman. I'll be damned. I could picture you as a mermaid but never up fishing in Alaska.
Not sure about hookers but if Vorlon comes we might at least get blow(ed).
I'm in Texas, I'm from AK.
Well, if yall wanna have your minds blown as you get blown away... all you gotta do is ask me nicely
(December 22, 2014 at 4:03 am)bladevalant546 Wrote: Pfft why should I degrade myself for rep. Being perfect is good enough right?
It's never enough.
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December 22, 2014 at 1:34 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 12:21 pm)Alice Wrote: Well, if yall wanna have your minds blown as you get blown away... all you gotta do is ask me nicely That would kind of ruin the moment, though. Imagine getting your mind and body blown away while you are hopped up on as much adrenaline as your poor little kidneys can pump out? That might just birth a whole new universe!
(Also, a pox on the first person to point out that the kidneys do not produce adrenaline, because fuck you-- that was a funny line.)
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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December 22, 2014 at 2:09 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 1:34 pm)Tonus Wrote: That would kind of ruin the moment, though. Imagine getting your mind and body blown away while you are hopped up on as much adrenaline as your poor little kidneys can pump out? That might just birth a whole new universe!
(Also, a pox on the first person to point out that the kidneys do not produce adrenaline, because fuck you-- that was a funny line.)
How did you think this world was formed? It certainly wasn't through pure adrenaline pumped by kidneys, because kidneys do not produce adrenaline.
I can't imagine a better way to die than violently as one achieves climax... and I've seen people die a lot of ways.
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December 22, 2014 at 2:14 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 7:45 am)whateverist Wrote: (December 22, 2014 at 2:45 am)Losty Wrote: B..b..but...can I come too? Oh please oh please can I come?
Oh goody I wasn't sure anyone could or would. Will it be our first official sleep over? Hey, wait a minute .. you weren't just looking for encouragement to rub one out were you?
No, I just like to be included in parties
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December 22, 2014 at 2:19 pm
One more day to get my rep up to 60.
Do I bribe, threaten or blackmail people for it?
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December 22, 2014 at 2:33 pm
I'm afraid it is probably a case of everyone present has already done so. You know I never get tired of raping you. (Damned autocorrect.)
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December 22, 2014 at 2:34 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 2:14 pm)Losty Wrote: No, I just like to be included in parties Well, there's this party in my pants...
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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December 22, 2014 at 2:36 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 2:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: One more day to get my rep up to 60.
Do I bribe, threaten or blackmail people for it?
If you get two more you'll have as many as I have years. But if it takes much more than a month I'll move ahead again. Don't worry though. Hot women with a way with words rule these things. You'll get yours.
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