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RE: Hello everyone!
December 23, 2014 at 12:01 pm
Welcome aboard, Rancid. I appreciate your appropriate use of capitalization!
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Hello everyone!
December 23, 2014 at 1:52 pm
Welcome! See ya at the Converts' Corner!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."