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I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 4:26 pm
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Because, instead of giving Ken Hamm tax refund money that could literally not be more of a waste, Kentucky is making an investment in something important: state-wide fiber broadband.
The idea of Harlan County having faster average broadband speeds than Chicago or New York is kind of titillating.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 4:46 pm
Wewt, I won't need my corn silo wifi anymore.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 7:12 pm
(December 24, 2014 at 4:26 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: The idea of Harlan County having faster average broadband speeds than Chicago or New York is kind of titillating. The USA as a whole is so far behind on broadband that it's an almost perfect metaphor that they're ditching stone-aged bullshit for faster internet speeds. It's a small step, but at least it's a step forward.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 7:14 pm
(December 24, 2014 at 4:46 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Wewt, I won't need my corn silo wifi anymore.
Lucky you. I live in a county where we have cable monopolies and Republican leadership, just like the Good Lord intended, so no fiber for us.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 7:17 pm
Ditching backwards bullshit in favor of technology that carries the possibility of broader information is always a good thing.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Imagine how quick the jesus freaks will be able to download porn now!
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 7:22 pm
(December 24, 2014 at 7:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Imagine how quick the jesus freaks will be able to download porn now!
Gay porn. Saves the male population from pastors lurking in the shadows to grab their genitals.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 8:57 pm
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If only we could have that for my vacations in Door County, but, apparently, politicians opposed it because the technology required could sacrifice some of the scenic beauty.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 24, 2014 at 9:04 pm
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Tennessee scoffs at your heathenry. I live in an area where ATT destroys the plants in my front yard pulling a line down to the telco box, sends me 20 flyers a day asking me to sign up for Uverse, and then tells me when I call that I am too far from the hub and that I can only get 3 megs down.
ETA: they also try to sell me their shitty TV every time I call. Which bugs me. Because when I ask them if they have the NFL Sunday Ticket, they lie to me most of the time.
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RE: I'm guessing Kentucky had the good sense to be embarrassed about that ark.
December 25, 2014 at 12:58 am
(December 24, 2014 at 9:04 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: ETA: they also try to sell me their shitty TV every time I call. Which bugs me. Because when I ask them if they have the NFL Sunday Ticket, they lie to me most of the time.
As sissified as football is nowadays, I wouldn't brag about carrying it either.
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