"Go blow jesus out your ass" always works for me.

The death of "altruism" will be the acceptance of reality, an imperfect world. ME.

Four Rules to Live By:

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.

Help someone when they are in trouble they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

Alcohol doesn't solve problems but neither does milk.

(December 28, 2014 at 7:45 pm)Allnewoutlook Wrote: Four Rules to Live By:

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.

Help someone when they are in trouble they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

Alcohol doesn't solve problems but neither does milk.

Bullshit. I would rather die poor than suck money up to the point everyone else suffers.

I grew up with parents who owned Mercedes and as an adult drove old Darts and Hondas for transportation, like a house was just that. The expense does not make you moral.

If you think material things are your measure you are an idiot.

I was just joking. This is as far from defining myself as I can get. I'm sorry if I offended you in any way. That's the last thing I want to do with this thread. Those are not rules I live by I just thought it was funny and I apologize. Here's a replacement for you.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

"That escalated quickly."

(December 28, 2014 at 8:22 pm)Allnewoutlook Wrote: I was just joking. This is as far from defining myself as I can get. I'm sorry if I offended you in any way. That's the last thing I want to do with this thread. Those are not rules I live by I just thought it was funny and I apologize. Here's a replacement for you.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You're a better man than I.

Someone has some serious anger issues.

She who is silent, consents.

(Or HE, for folks of my persuasion, LOL)

Great minds think alike, but fools never differ.

Better to have people think you're an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Squeaky wheel get you greasin'! (Tom Anderson)

An optimist looks at half a cup of water and says, "It's half full." The pessimist looks at the same cup of water and says, "My life is shit and dull." (11 o'clock show)