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Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 3:45 pm
Last person sucking the pope wins flogging
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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 3:49 pm
Pope opens mouth; raped by vampires over a hornet nest!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 3:50 pm
"The Case for Re-inserting Jesus Christ: Taking It Like A Man For Glory"
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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 3:56 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2015 at 3:59 pm by Darkstar.)
Pope Opens Mouth; The last person to get raped by vampires discovers envy.
Dividing by zero unveiled the secret of the Unlimited Supply Game
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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 4:20 pm
"Pope discovers Jesus glory hole"
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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 4:30 pm
Large Hadron Collider refit by vampires in the french quarter to fuck with their heads
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 4:46 pm
My prediction: Pope kicked over hornets nest and raped by vampires, 81 and counting
Being told to kill myself by shitty poetry
The last person to post may as well kill the Thread
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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 5:36 pm
NASA under republicans raped. Was it Allah Akbar?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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January 18, 2015 at 5:47 pm
Drich, depressed, and learning to cope with reality....
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RE: Thread Title Mashup: She Keeps Sucking Something Shitty From The Poster Below Me
January 18, 2015 at 5:58 pm
Determinism, free will, and paradox: What is wrong with this premise?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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