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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 8:03 pm
Raw almonds are ambominations, and deny the one true God's plannnnnn.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 8:03 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Raw almonds are ambominations, and deny the one true God's plannnnnn.

If that's the case he shouldn't let almonds exist. Though i do enjoy
almonds roasted or in a bit of dark chocolate.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 9:16 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(January 19, 2015 at 8:03 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Raw almonds are ambominations, and deny the one true God's plannnnnn.

If that's the case he shouldn't let almonds exist. Though i do enjoy
almonds roasted or in a bit of dark chocolate.

by allowing you to consume almonds at the peril of your soul, god is graciously allowing you to exercise free will. You can eat raw almonds and burn forever, or leave them alone and have eternal spiritual bliss.

It's completely up to you. No pressure. Not gonna interfere with your free will. take all the time you need.

Wanna see some pictures of eternal torment while you decide?
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 19, 2015 at 9:38 pm
(January 19, 2015 at 9:16 pm)Davka Wrote:
(January 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm)dyresand Wrote: If that's the case he shouldn't let almonds exist. Though i do enjoy
almonds roasted or in a bit of dark chocolate.

by allowing you to consume almonds at the peril of your soul, god is graciously allowing you to exercise free will. You can eat raw almonds and burn forever, or leave them alone and have eternal spiritual bliss.

It's completely up to you. No pressure. Not gonna interfere with your free will. take all the time you need.

Wanna see some pictures of eternal torment while you decide?

Big Grin i can't wait i heard hell is like Disney Land every ride is painful and scary its going to be not great at all Big Grin I can't wait ill be taking pictures with the big red horned guy himself maybe ill get a autograph.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 20, 2015 at 12:28 am
(January 19, 2015 at 7:39 pm)dyresand Wrote: Food the most deadly thing out there and should be eaten carefully.



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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 20, 2015 at 12:31 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2015 at 12:31 am by dyresand.)
(January 20, 2015 at 12:28 am)TRJF Wrote:
(January 19, 2015 at 7:39 pm)dyresand Wrote: Food the most deadly thing out there and should be eaten carefully.




i am glad someone figured it out ROFLOL
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 20, 2015 at 8:19 am
It was pretty stupid of God to make it so that we need to eat food or we die. Rookie mistake.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 20, 2015 at 8:22 am
(January 20, 2015 at 8:19 am)robvalue Wrote: It was pretty stupid of God to make it so that we need to eat food or we die. Rookie mistake.

That and the dinosaur fossils. That was a jerk thing to do.
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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 20, 2015 at 8:27 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2015 at 8:29 am by h4ym4n.)
(January 20, 2015 at 8:19 am)robvalue Wrote: It was pretty stupid of God to make it so that we need to eat food or we die. Rookie mistake.


Photosynthesis would have been a more *intelligent* design for humans imho.

Imaging the over population problems if God didn't kill off 20000 cheldren, just by starvation, each and every day.


Gods plan seems to be good at population control.

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RE: Creation/evolution3
January 20, 2015 at 10:09 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2015 at 10:10 am by Nope.)
(January 20, 2015 at 8:27 am)h4ym4n Wrote:
(January 20, 2015 at 8:19 am)robvalue Wrote: It was pretty stupid of God to make it so that we need to eat food or we die. Rookie mistake.


Photosynthesis would have been a more *intelligent* design for humans imho.

Imaging the over population problems if God didn't kill off 20000 cheldren, just by starvation, each and every day.


Gods plan seems to be good at population control.

He could have designed humans to only be able to breed when the population fell beneath a certain number. It is like the imaginary bible god didn't think human reproduction through.
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