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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me

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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:44 pm
(January 21, 2015 at 11:37 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:26 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: The bitch cost me a fortune but I finally got rid of her. I am a free man now. Thank God!
Boy oh boy, she thought she owned me.

That was rather fast. Divorce must be a piece of cake where you live. Undecided

Question: what does the NT say about divorce? Mark 10:2-12; 1 Corinthians 7:11-13

I didn't say divorce, did I? Thinking
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:45 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2015 at 11:46 pm by Losty.)
(January 21, 2015 at 11:26 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: The bitch cost me a fortune but I finally got rid of her. I am a free man now. Thank God!
Boy oh boy, she thought she owned me.

Wow. Do you live in some country where you have to walk backwards around a broken bottle to divorce your wife?
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:47 pm
(January 21, 2015 at 11:44 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:37 pm)Jenny A Wrote: That was rather fast. Divorce must be a piece of cake where you live. Undecided

Question: what does the NT say about divorce? Mark 10:2-12; 1 Corinthians 7:11-13

I didn't say divorce, did I? Thinking

Divorce, legal separation, dissertation, and murder are the only ways I know of to get rid of a wife. Only divorce is spendy.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:47 pm
(January 21, 2015 at 11:44 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:37 pm)Jenny A Wrote: That was rather fast. Divorce must be a piece of cake where you live. Undecided

Question: what does the NT say about divorce? Mark 10:2-12; 1 Corinthians 7:11-13

I didn't say divorce, did I? Thinking

Woah..."got rid of her" did you dump her somewhere or is she in the freezer? Thinking
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:48 pm
(January 21, 2015 at 11:47 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Only divorce is spendy.

Hiring someone to do the job for you can be spendy too. Wink
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:50 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2015 at 11:50 pm by Jenny A.)
(January 21, 2015 at 11:48 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:47 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Only divorce is spendy.

Hiring someone to do the job for you can be spendy too. Wink

I suppose it would be. Is it okay by Jesus to murder if you hire out?
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:51 pm
(January 21, 2015 at 11:50 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:48 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: Hiring someone to do the job for you can be spendy too. Wink

I suppose it would be. Is it okay by Jesus to murder if you hire out?

It's a biblical loophole
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:51 pm
Or to put it more simply, I think you are a liar.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:54 pm
(January 21, 2015 at 11:50 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:48 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: Hiring someone to do the job for you can be spendy too. Wink

I suppose it would be. Is it okay by Jesus to murder if you hire out?

Woo Woo, I didn't say anything about murder.
Let me be less cryptic. I got rid of her by sending her to her (living) boyfriend forever and also giving the dude a shit load of money to sustain her and her demands. Meanwhile, I am sneaking away upcountry where she will never find me again. Good riddance!
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:56 pm
I would have sent her without the money. You are too generous.
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