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"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit

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"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
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"Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 12:56 am
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 1:11 am
Instructions unclear, just finished vomiting bible pages. On the plus I still don't have the flu.
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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 1:15 am
I think that I will just stick with convention medicine. Praying only works on wallets.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 1:25 am
(January 24, 2015 at 1:15 am)IATIA Wrote: Praying only works on wallets.

Please clarify. I just prayed for more money, it didn't work. I'm thinking it works the other way around. Wink Shades
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 4:53 am
No, god just finds your wallet. It was a reference to a previous thread. Some woman heard god tell her to stop and pick up her husband's wallet. Worship
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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 6:04 am
The only was scripture is going to protect you from the flu is if you copy Matthew 17:20 onto your forehead, then stand in front of a fast-moving freight train.

You'll never be troubled by the flu again.

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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 6:25 am
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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 6:35 am
Right, and wearing a yellow hat stops you getting measles.
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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 6:51 am
Pocket full of posies works on the plague.
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RE: "Scripture can protect you from the flu," says nitwit
January 24, 2015 at 6:54 am
The field of medicine is being held back so much by its refusal to accept these well-documented preventative measures.
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