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Current time: October 31, 2026, 1:36 pm
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PROTEST AT CHURCH
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This is awesome.
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Id consider going to church if there were more strippers there. I would even put a dollar or two in the "offering plate".
Just sayin'. (August 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm)LEDO Wrote: George says the church's pastor, Bill Dunfee, and his congregation have bothered the club's weekend patrons. He says they come armed with bullhorns, signs and video cameras for posting customers' license plate numbers online. What is this "church" trying to prove by doing this? What right do they have to stick their noses into other people's business? Don't they realise that by bothering people they lose respect and credibility? It certainly doesn't help their cause of attracting more deluded followers to their rituals which they certainly must be losing with this type of behaviour. How stupid can they get?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
(August 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm)LEDO Wrote: Dunfee calls George a "parasite" and says seeing the protesters outside the church has strengthened the resolve of his flock. Translation - it's my right to bother someone else, but it is fully unfair that they can do it to me. I think I'll call them something that makes them less human. Hmm, cockroach? Undesirable? Atheist? Ah, here's the word, parasite. Never mind that George and his workers are actually contributing to society, instead of sucking off the financial life blood of both citizen and state. Pun. Intended.
Only in Ohio... sigh.
Eeyore Wrote:Thanks for noticing.
Fantastic, brilliant idea! I wonder if fur stores could protest PETA meetings....
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Quote:What is this "church" trying to prove by doing this? That they are sanctimonious fucks. They have succeeded. (August 10, 2010 at 2:16 am)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:What is this "church" trying to prove by doing this? Here,we used to call such dropkicks 'wowsers' which in my family also meant Methodists.I think that was the result to my father never fully recovering from a dry wedding reception in a Methodist hall. Today Methodists here have been merged with a few other flavours of protestant to form the Uniting Church. I understand they are still anti sex,as it has been known to lead to dancing. |
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