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How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:47 pm
Since atheists are famous for eating babies at breakfast, we might as well come out of the closet - I eat them for lunch and dinner as well, sometimes in the afternoon snack. What about you guys? And in which days of the week?
And how many times a week do you worship satan and make a sacrifice?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:48 pm
Baby BBQ Tuesdays are the best kind of Tuesdays.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:50 pm
Define babies.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:51 pm
I've had to cut back. People at work started noticing babies disappearing.
So now I eat puppies to supplement my diet.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:52 pm
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I'm very wasteful, I'm afraid. I can never eat a whole baby, so I end up throwing most of it away. On the other hand they're very moreish, so it's hard just to stop at one. Supposedly they make good stock, but who has the time for that these days?
As for Satan worship, I stop every day at noon - the anti-witching hour - face the Gala Bingo Hall (since we don't have a Mecca) and abase myself sore. Sometimes I'll get my breath back and abase myself again if I'm in the mood.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:53 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 7:50 pm)Sionnach Wrote: Define babies.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:53 pm
I like to toast them with a little soy sauce and sesame seeds and then serve them over a platter of delicious aborted fetuses at my gay/lesbian/sex with toasters orgies. You are all invited but you have to bring your own kitchen appliances. Sometimes, for the fun of it, I offer to help little old ladies across the street(the more grandmotherly looking, the better) and run away with their walkers when we reach the middle of the highway. Good times.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:55 pm
To honor satan I sleep in socks every now and then. Pretty demonic, I know.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:55 pm
Only the most succulent of Christian babies will do for me, so the pickings can be slim.
Sometimes there is a sale at Winco (gotta watch the ads!) and then I'll fire up the smoker and get BBQing that sweet, sweet, other other white meat.
So to answer your questions - about two to four times a month these days. In a pinch, Hindu babies work, but they tend to be spicier and not as buttery.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 7:56 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 7:55 pm)Xeno Wrote: To honor satan I sleep in socks every now and then. Pretty demonic, I know.
See, that's just bloody sick.
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