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How many babies do you eat a week?

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How many babies do you eat a week?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 9:42 pm
Grilled is better. Satan likes grilled.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 9:46 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 7:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: I've had to cut back. People at work started noticing babies disappearing.

So now I eat puppies to supplement my diet.

I want her banned. No second chances!
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 9:47 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 7:47 pm)Blackout Wrote: Since atheists are famous for eating babies at breakfast, we might as well come out of the closet - I eat them for lunch and dinner as well, sometimes in the afternoon snack. What about you guys? And in which days of the week?

And how many times a week do you worship satan and make a sacrifice?

You sick fuck. BABIES? I am surprised they let you on this board. Kittens man, barbecue kittens. You're lucky I don't run this board, I'd take away your atheist card. Who the hell eats babies?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 9:55 pm (This post was last modified: January 28, 2015 at 9:57 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(January 28, 2015 at 9:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 7:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: I've had to cut back. People at work started noticing babies disappearing.

So now I eat puppies to supplement my diet.

I want her banned. No second chances!

Well, I won't eat kittens and baby birds have no meat on them.
(January 28, 2015 at 9:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 7:47 pm)Blackout Wrote: Since atheists are famous for eating babies at breakfast, we might as well come out of the closet - I eat them for lunch and dinner as well, sometimes in the afternoon snack. What about you guys? And in which days of the week?

And how many times a week do you worship satan and make a sacrifice?

You sick fuck. BABIES? I am surprised they let you on this board. Kittens man, barbecue kittens. You're lucky I don't run this board, I'd take away your atheist card. Who the hell eats babies?

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 9:58 pm
Puppies though?

Okay. One second chance. Puppy Eaters Anonymous. Court ordered.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:01 pm
They're ugly puppies . . .

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:03 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 9:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 7:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: I've had to cut back. People at work started noticing babies disappearing.

So now I eat puppies to supplement my diet.

I want her banned. No second chances!

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:12 pm
Puppies are sacred! You shouldn't eat them! Eating puppies is strictly forbidden in my, um, religion. Violence to the next infidel puppy eater!
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:44 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 9:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 28, 2015 at 7:47 pm)Blackout Wrote: Since atheists are famous for eating babies at breakfast, we might as well come out of the closet - I eat them for lunch and dinner as well, sometimes in the afternoon snack. What about you guys? And in which days of the week?

And how many times a week do you worship satan and make a sacrifice?

You sick fuck. BABIES? I am surprised they let you on this board. Kittens man, barbecue kittens. You're lucky I don't run this board, I'd take away your atheist card. Who the hell eats babies?


We can eat both! Becca can eat babies and you can eat kittens. See, peace to all. ....Except that infidel that won't let us it puppies...

Aren't we supposed to be having orgies and forcing good honorable Christians to divorce their spouses and get gay married?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 10:45 pm
Okay, no more puppies.

But I am NOT eating creationists.

They taste bad and have no nutritional value.

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