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Roxy904 · January 31, 2015 at 10:27 am

I'm vegetarian. Can we get some tofu god flesh up in here?

**robvalue** · January 31, 2015 at 10:37 am

Me too. Soya babies all round Smile

~~Drich~~ · February 1, 2015 at 4:21 pm

(January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?

IF satan wrote the bible based on what he has done, then a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Norman Humann · February 1, 2015 at 4:26 pm

Drich! I'm so happy to see you here! Thanks for stopping by Big Grin

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: February 1, 2015 at 10:58 pm by robvalue.)

(February 1, 2015 at 4:21 pm)Drich Wrote:
(January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?

IF satan wrote the bible based on what he has done, then a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Yes he did write it. Are you happy to accept that, or can you prove me wrong? Or are you saying you don't care if you're worshipping satan?

Grasshopper · February 2, 2015 at 12:42 am

(January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?

People wrote the bible. Didn't you know?
The first 6-7 books were mythological stories of how their nation and society formed with the help of god (and also to feel superior to the Egyptians.)

Only in later wisdom books and psalms and prophetic books did people actually take the time to look into their world and theology.

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: February 2, 2015 at 4:32 am by robvalue.)

No, satan wrote it. They then copied what he wrote, and not always very accurately. Can you prove men wrote it?

**robvalue** · February 5, 2015 at 2:19 am

You know what, let's give this another spin.

I've not had one single decent objection yet. Can anyone prove Satan did not write the bible?

**vorlon13** · February 5, 2015 at 2:55 am

I am that I am ??

Tongue

**robvalue** · February 5, 2015 at 2:59 am

I suppose you're going to claim your God pulled the Bible out of his arse :p

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