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[split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 1, 2015 at 12:13 am
Fucking Christ. Just read through this thread ... Man, do I feel slimy.

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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 2, 2015 at 11:22 pm
(February 1, 2015 at 12:13 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: Fucking Christ. Just read through this thread ... Man, do I feel slimy.

It's because you're not a rapist isn't it? You should go get that... fixed.
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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 2, 2015 at 11:36 pm
Yes, and no.

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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 2, 2015 at 11:42 pm (This post was last modified: February 3, 2015 at 12:06 am by Violet.)
(February 2, 2015 at 11:36 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Yes, and no.

Not gonna take a shower, ehh? Gurl... you filthy. Have some soap, at least.

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I'll forward a bucket of water from the lolrus to you shortly. Gotta help him find his balls first though.
I'm back. "Negotiations" were made.

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Here... your bucket.

* Violet slips on the bar of irish spring.

WAOOAH! Shock

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Ow.... Undecided

Well... at least I don't have to smell you any more. Want another bucket of water? I know the man down in texas can hook me up good.

Yeah. I'll go see about it.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! >_____________< Angry

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* Violet flies into a merciless rage as every lifeform in the American State of Texas explodes from within.

Wooh... >__< Alright, what jackass knew that already being dead was against the fucking law?

... Well...

That was exhilarating. Right right... your bucket. I'm amazed it held together so well.

Here you go Smile Squeamishness alert



Enjoy your shower. I'm gonna go travel the world Smile I've heard Croatia's really nice this time of year.
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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 3, 2015 at 3:00 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2015 at 3:01 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
So, yeah, I wasn't saying that I was physically slimy from reading this little shitsplat of a thread.

Thanks anyways, Al.

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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 3, 2015 at 8:47 am
Alice why? Why did I open the spoiler? Why? :X
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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 3, 2015 at 11:38 am
(February 3, 2015 at 8:47 am)Losty Wrote: Alice why? Why did I open the spoiler? Why? :X

What do you mean? Looks delicious.
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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 3, 2015 at 2:43 pm
(February 3, 2015 at 8:47 am)Losty Wrote: Alice why? Why did I open the spoiler? Why? :X

I warned you. Couldn't find a proper banged up bucket full of blood for the life of me. Most of the results for 'bucket of blood' weren't images of buckets of blood...

I had to go for 'bucket of cow blood' just to get some good pics, and I had to wade through so many pictures with a cow (couldn't work it with electric chair)...

In the end, I settled for the 5 gallon bucket.
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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 3, 2015 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: February 3, 2015 at 2:45 pm by Norman Humann.)
(February 3, 2015 at 2:43 pm)Alice Wrote: In the end, I settled for the 5 gallon bucket.

Yeah, that's very economic, lasts longer. But watch it so it doesn't go bad, it really smells after about a week. Er, I mean, normal human...
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RE: [split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
February 3, 2015 at 2:48 pm (This post was last modified: February 3, 2015 at 2:51 pm by Violet.)
(February 3, 2015 at 3:00 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: So, yeah, I wasn't saying that I was physically slimy from reading this little shitsplat of a thread.

Thanks anyways, Al.

Angry I KILLED THE WHOLE FUCKING STATE OF TEXAS JUST SO YOU WOULD BE FUCKING CLEAN!!! TT__TT Angry Cranky

... Cleaning you is nonnegotiable. It's gonna fucking happen. Now you either pick up that bucket, and that soap, and clean yourself...

... Or I clean you up good. Capiche?
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