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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter
February 7, 2015 at 3:12 pm
Yeah, why did they ruin a perfectly believable bible narrative with ridiculous claims about carpentry?
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter
February 7, 2015 at 3:39 pm
(February 7, 2015 at 3:28 pm)Heywood Wrote: (February 7, 2015 at 3:18 pm)Nope Wrote: Which bible verses claim that Mary and Joseph were poor? I'm not being sarcastic, I am curious.
When Jesus was born, Mary and Joseph sacrificed two turtle doves at the Temple. According to the book of Leviticus, this is the sacrifice offered by poor people.
Maybe they were saving their money for Jesus' college fund.
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter
February 7, 2015 at 4:58 pm
(February 7, 2015 at 3:47 pm)Nope Wrote: Or Joseph invested it all in Amway
ENRON.
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter
February 7, 2015 at 5:03 pm
Maybe they imported the lambs from Romania