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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 2:07 am
And just cuz I'm a female doesn't mean I have leakage Dodgy
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February 21, 2015 at 2:47 am
I persist in treating reality like a surreal video game. It gets me through the day.

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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 3:01 am
(February 21, 2015 at 2:47 am)robvalue Wrote: I persist in treating reality like a surreal video game. It gets me through the day.

13 hit super art combo finish!

The highway to me its like Mario Kart very deadly Mario Kart.
walking around is like a first person GTA. There is no life bar once you died your dead game over.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 3:13 am
Sending mails to my professors feels like that new Telltale Game of Thrones series
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 3:25 am
Guuurrrand theft auto!
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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 8:15 am
buddha donut justice !!
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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 9:21 am
Can an omnipotent and bodiless God fart?
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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 10:07 am
(February 21, 2015 at 9:21 am)Pizz-atheist Wrote: Can an omnipotent and bodiless God fart?

That's how the WBC came into existence.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 1:17 pm
God didn't impregnate Mary magically because he's omnipotent. He did it because he's impotent.

Haha! 1-0 God, your move.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
February 21, 2015 at 1:18 pm
(February 21, 2015 at 1:17 pm)robvalue Wrote: God didn't impregnate Mary magically because he's omnipotent. He did it because he's impotent.

Question is does god not have a penis? Or is his penis everywhere?
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