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The last person to post wins !
RE: The last person to post wins !
Good question. He made man in his image, so I imagine he does. God does get almost forgotten in the narrative a way into the OT, playing only bit parts as the main crusader-in-favour's bitch. I think we know what he was doing during those periods.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
Rubbing his omnipresent gentleman sausage against everything in existence which is also his gentleman sausage I would guess.
RE: The last person to post wins !
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, gentleman sausage !!
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RE: The last person to post wins !
Yeah. God has his oily nob in every available orifice. Why would you teach your kids that?
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RE: The last person to post wins !
Worked with me . . . .


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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




RE: The last person to post wins !
Lol. If only everyone enjoyed it so much.

I find it a bit chafing in places.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
(February 21, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Nine Wrote:
(February 21, 2015 at 1:17 pm)robvalue Wrote: God didn't impregnate Mary magically because he's omnipotent. He did it because he's impotent.

Question is does god not have a penis? Or is his penis everywhere?

ROFLOL
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
RE: The last person to post wins !
(February 21, 2015 at 9:26 pm)Losty Wrote:
(February 21, 2015 at 1:18 pm)Nine Wrote: Question is does god not have a penis? Or is his penis everywhere?

ROFLOL

You're right. I'm being ridiculous. Both must be true. I'm not above oxymoron's.
RE: The last person to post wins !
God isn't universally potent however.

If He was, Noah would only have had to taken female animals, and God could take care of them later. He didn't because he couldn't.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
Well things would get complicated when you start adding a demi-God version of every creature. Insects are enough of a pain in the ass even before getting super powers.



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