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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 12:11 am
more stimulating than
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 12:14 am
three weasels in
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 12:27 am
a zip-lock bag
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 12:28 am
with meth and
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 12:32 am
Power of christ.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 12:39 am
Who doesn't exist
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 12:54 am
(March 20, 2015 at 12:39 am)DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Wrote: Who doesn't exist
But loves you
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 1:49 am
in the butt
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 1:54 am
(March 20, 2015 at 1:49 am)vorlon13 Wrote: in the butt
And the mouth.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 20, 2015 at 4:13 am
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