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Favorite Bible Verses
#11
RE: Favorite Bible Verses
Hebrews 11:1 (ESV)

"Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen."

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#12
RE: Favorite Bible Verses
(August 30, 2010 at 3:49 am)leo-rcc Wrote: You could at least have posted the Boney M. original. Big Grin
Well, the Melodians did their version five years before Boney M.

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#13
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The one thing everybody needs to remember is that I never claimed to be sane!
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RE: Favorite Bible Verses
(August 30, 2010 at 8:45 am)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(August 30, 2010 at 3:49 am)leo-rcc Wrote: You could at least have posted the Boney M. original. Big Grin
Well, the Melodians did their version five years before Boney M.

I did not know that, thanks Rev.

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#15
RE: Favorite Bible Verses
One of my favorites is 1Timothy 2:11-12 Let the woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence.

But my all-time favorite Bible verse is this:

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, Then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her.

Ya got that, ladies? If a mugger attacks your husband and you try to help him fight off the attacker, you better not grab the bad guy by the gonads! Otherwise, we have to cut off your hand!

You'd think believers would be embarrassed that bullshit like this takes up space in their "holy book".
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RE: Favorite Bible Verses
(August 30, 2010 at 10:43 am)Thor Wrote: Deuteronomy 25:11-12 If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, Then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her.

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RE: Favorite Bible Verses
(August 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm)Scarface Wrote: Thou shalt not kill.

Unless they are non-believers right? Oh right, sorry, God will do that for you. God will make them burn in hell right? Yeah I thought so.


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(August 30, 2010 at 3:18 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
(August 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm)Scarface Wrote: Thou shalt not kill.
Unless they are non-believers right? Oh right, sorry, God will do that for you. God will make them burn in hell right? Yeah I thought so.
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#19
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Thou shalt not steal.
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#20
RE: Favorite Bible Verses
(August 30, 2010 at 5:13 pm)Scarface Wrote: Thou shalt not steal.
Fine print: Except land, cattle and women in conquest, presumably by Yahweh's orders.
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