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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 11:23 am
Her triceps are bigger than mine....
*Steel takes his shirt off and heads to the gym.
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 11:24 am
Her triceps are bigger than me.
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 11:56 am
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(March 26, 2015 at 11:03 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Many people (especially those from other countries) don't realize that she is speaking with a southern accent. This woman lives in Louisana. The accents down south are somewhat songish.
When I lived in TX back in the stone age, it took me quite a while to realize what those "cors" were which everyone was on about.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 11:58 am
Do you remember this little saying:
"Well bless your little heart"
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 12:08 pm
Someone should call the paramedics. That bitch isn't just crazy for jesus....she's plain crazy.
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 12:37 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 11:58 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Do you remember this little saying:
"Well bless your little heart"
The southern equivilant of "Fuck you".
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 10:59 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: What she needs is a joint and a good fucking.
No, I need a joint and a good fucking. She needs therapy. . .
. . . and her own zip code.
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 1:04 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (March 26, 2015 at 10:59 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: What she needs is a joint and a good fucking.
No, I need a joint and a good fucking. She needs therapy. . .
. . . and her own zip code.
Good point, she'd probably go off saying that Marijuana is of Satan because it's named devils weed.
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Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 1:43 pm
Fuck me, I thought I saw scraps from her last meal orbiting her.
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RE: oh my goodness this woman
March 26, 2015 at 1:48 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (March 26, 2015 at 10:59 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: What she needs is a joint and a good fucking.
No, I need a joint and a good fucking. She needs therapy. . .
. . . and her own zip code.
I can help you with the joint. Can't help you with the fucking. She needs a straight jacket and a one-way trip to Sheppard Pratt in Towson, MD.
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