Granted. But now it is always saterday at 6:20 am so you cant wake up because time is frozen.
I wish I could prove god is bs.
I wish I could prove god is bs.
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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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Granted. But now God is defined as "dung from a bull" rather than "Supernatural being" so your proof is merely by tautology and is also uninteresting.
I wish I would leave myself alone, trouble is, that's impossible.  
H0ary H0bbit Religious Views: “Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Granted, your penis will now return to it's former glory.
I wish civilisation never happened 
Granted, but civilization simply moved to a dfferent planet, one where an even worse civilization sprung up.
I wish I wish I was a fish! (September 2, 2010 at 7:01 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Granted, your penis will now return to it's former glory. Granted, but now you're fucked. I wish I was more decisive. (September 2, 2010 at 7:05 pm)Watson Wrote: I wish I wish I was a fish! Granted but you are without gills so you die pretty quickly. I wish I was less indecisive. 
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Card carrying member of NO MA'AM  Religious Views: Asuperstitionist. Silly theists, myths are for kids! RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2010 at 10:25 am by Dotard.)
Granted. Unfortunately you decide to start touching yourself again and you send yourself back to wishing you could leave yourself alone.
(Edited to add: Oh! My wish! I wish the local ho' house would have a two for the price of one sale.)
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H0ary H0bbit Religious Views: “Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.” - Edgar Allan Poe
Granted. Saerules and her twin will be with you now.
I wish everyone in the world were cross gender. 
Granted. But now the social norms have just reversed, so nobody is cross gender. Aha!
I wish I could turn invisible.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology. 'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain 'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln 
Granted. No one can see you. Or hear you. Or touch you. You can't interact with the world at all. You might as well be god.
I wish Bigfoot was real.  (September 3, 2010 at 6:05 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: Granted. No one can see you. Or hear you. Or touch you. You can't interact with the world at all. You might as well be god. Granted, but he has just eaten your entire family and your dog,then crapped in your car I wish I was 39 again, athletically fit,in perfect health and filthy rich,with a wonderful personality.. |
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