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Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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#51
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 30, 2010 at 5:57 am
(August 29, 2010 at 11:31 pm)Xyster Wrote: Granted. Your GOD..but now you dont exsist

I wish pop back intime and replay from age 5.

Granted, and the first time you try to chat up your hot kindergarten teacher you're sent home with a very sharply worded letter for your parents.Big Grin

I wish they'd hurry up and build my house already!Angry
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#52
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 30, 2010 at 7:25 am (This post was last modified: August 30, 2010 at 7:27 am by Dotard.)
Granted. It's sub-par construction causes it to collapse within six months.

I wish this $200 net-profit job I got schedualed today could be completed within 2 hours instead of 4 to 5 hours.


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#53
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 30, 2010 at 7:37 am
Granted: but in your hurry, you hurt yourself and the trip to the ER cost you $300 all out of pocket.

I wish all Atheist would come out of the closet Smile
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#54
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 30, 2010 at 11:08 am
Granted but due to advertising campaign issues, atheism is now synonymous with homosexuality... a whole other battle to fight

I wish it were Friday so I could go to Dragon con with Eil and Adrian
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#55
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 31, 2010 at 10:21 am (This post was last modified: August 31, 2010 at 10:21 am by The Omnissiunt One.)
Granted, but Dragon Con is now a flower arranging convention for militant feminists.

I wish I didn't have work to do in the last week of the holidays.
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#56
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
August 31, 2010 at 9:48 pm (This post was last modified: August 31, 2010 at 9:49 pm by goalie.)
Granted. You go to the Bahamas but there is a hurcane so bad so you have to go back home. Congratulations you just spent $1500 on a round trip, literaly!

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#57
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 4:53 am
Granted: Its stationary orbit is exactly on the other side of the planet from your location.

I wish my desk would get cleaned up by itself.
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#58
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 5:03 am
Granted. But the desk has only been able to do so because it has a computer chip in it, and it has now become self-aware and is plotting world domination.

Then, some years later all desks take over the world. Where is John Connor when you need him?

I wish most people had more sense.
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#59
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 5:45 am
Granted :Most people now have more sence... But now your the dumb anoying one.

I wish I could selectively hear peoples thoughts
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#60
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 1, 2010 at 5:50 am
Granted. But now your brain has overloaded because it's not designed for such use. It's going to implode pretty soon. I'd say goodbye to the world. Quickly.

I wish I wasn't such a confused wannabe with often the right insight but an inability to put much of it into practice (at least properly).
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