My wife tells me I have a "two ton bum" sometimes, and a "cute little bum" others. My bum is in a constant state of crisis.

Bum BUM BUM!

Quote:The anal stage, in Freudian psychology, is the period of human development occurring at about one to three years of age. Around this age, the child begins to toilet train, which brings about the child's fascination in the erogenous zone of the anus. The erogenous zone is focused on the bowel and bladder control. Therefore, Freud believed that the libido was mainly focused on controlling the bladder and bowel movements. The anal stage coincides with the start of the child’s ability to control their anal sphincter, and therefore their ability to pass or withhold feces at will. If the children during this stage can overcome the conflict it will result in a sense of accomplishment and independence.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_stage

So, I guess the anus is both a source of bliss and revulsion. It's like a metaphor for life.

(April 19, 2015 at 11:21 am)Nestor Wrote: So, I guess the anus is both a source of bliss and revulsion. It's like a metaphor for life.

Like learning to handle a deadly weapon safely. The ass is capable of doing terrible things and some actually use it to commit acts of terrorism in elevators or other closed environments.

Ah yes, the anal phase. Years 1 to 30.

Er, what did you say?

Whoops.

Ahhh ass. There is a topic I never tire of. Is it any wonder that it is used in so many ways?

Imagine my disappointment with the big burly tattooed and bearded biker dude.  Got all the leather and accoutrements off, and he has quite the pelt,

EXCEPT on his little bare pink hiney.  


Funny now, at the time, I was nearly in tears . . .

Me and my ass, sitting in a tree.

K, i, s, s,

i, n, g!