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#51
RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 5:24 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2015 at 5:26 am by pocaracas.)
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RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 5:52 am
What does Jesus' dick taste like? If we are to believe transubstantiation is real, you must have had a nibble by now.
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#53
RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 8:27 am
Nah.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 8:32 am
Probably tastes like the pope's arse.

What does the pope's arse taste like, Randy?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 8:57 am
(May 18, 2015 at 5:52 am)Cato Wrote: What does Jesus' dick taste like? If we are to believe transubstantiation is real, you must have had a nibble by now.

Maybe you should really ask these detailed technical questions in the specialized catholic forum.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 10:23 am
Vatican II: a good thing or not? Why?
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RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 11:05 am
(May 18, 2015 at 10:23 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Vatican II: a good thing or not?  Why?

That is a good question.

Wasn't the mass read in Latin before Vatican 2?
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RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 3:06 pm
Cat-holic. Christians that are addicted to felines?
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RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 3:08 pm
(May 18, 2015 at 3:06 pm)robvalue Wrote: Cat-holic. Christians that are addicted to felines?

No, but the entitled culture warriors among them who feel it all slipping away certainly can act like pussies.
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RE: Ask a Catholic
May 18, 2015 at 3:09 pm
(May 18, 2015 at 3:06 pm)robvalue Wrote: Cat-holic. Christians that are addicted to felines?

Only the holey parts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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