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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 2:23 am
(May 30, 2015 at 2:16 am)Alex K Wrote: (May 30, 2015 at 2:09 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: How fucking dare you. Don't question my rock crusher gif finding skills.
I can question all I want, I'm an godless ATHEIST!!! And that is not a proper crusher. EXIAN help me out here!
What makes you think Exian is on your side? After all, we're Cavs buddies. And freakin' 'Murricans!
How do you know that isn't just a triple action crusher, which can crush to three different sizes? Huh? Got any evidence?
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 2:24 am
(May 30, 2015 at 2:11 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: (May 30, 2015 at 2:04 am)Stimbo Wrote: Depends. Do you want to do the studying?
No, I assume I know everything there is to know about him, as I imagine an average Atheist would assume about religions. He seems rather arrogant and angry, a perfect role model for an aspiring Atheist!
I knew you were a dirty sock! You don't get to be the resident prophet without learning a thing or two! Now, as soon as we've tracked you down I'm putting in a bid to wield the hammer myself. Unless you want to make a confession, save us all the time and effort?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 2:34 am
(May 30, 2015 at 2:24 am)Stimbo Wrote: (May 30, 2015 at 2:11 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: No, I assume I know everything there is to know about him, as I imagine an average Atheist would assume about religions. He seems rather arrogant and angry, a perfect role model for an aspiring Atheist!
I knew you were a dirty sock! You don't get to be the resident prophet without learning a thing or two! Now, as soon as we've tracked you down I'm putting in a bid to wield the hammer myself. Unless you want to make a confession, save us all the time and effort?
What sort of confession? Have I sinned?
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 2:38 am
Have you? Sin is a brand name, but if you are a sock then you should already know that you're breaking the Rules. A confession just makes things tidier, that's why I like them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 2:39 am
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(May 30, 2015 at 2:34 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: What sort of confession? Have I sinned? Yes, my child. Sockery is the most heinous of sins. A full confession will provide absolution, along with a googolplex of Hail Marys. Better get started.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 2:47 am
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(May 30, 2015 at 2:38 am)Stimbo Wrote: Have you? Sin is a brand name, but if you are a sock then you should already know that you're breaking the Rules. A confession just makes things tidier, that's why I like them. Does this mean you're not going to answer any of my other questions?
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 2:50 am
(May 30, 2015 at 2:47 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: (May 30, 2015 at 2:38 am)Stimbo Wrote: Have you? Sin is a brand name, but if you are a sock then you should already know that you're breaking the Rules. A confession just makes things tidier, that's why I like them. Does this mean you're not going to answer any of my other questions?
Are you seriously begging us to let you troll us? How sad for you. 
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 2:56 am
(May 30, 2015 at 2:50 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: (May 30, 2015 at 2:47 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: Does this mean you're not going to answer any of my other questions?
Are you seriously begging us to let you troll us? How sad for you.
Trolls do not exist, they are right up there with unicorns, fairies, and the flying spaghetti monster.
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:00 am
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(May 30, 2015 at 2:47 am)BrimmingIntellectual Wrote: Does this mean you're not going to answer any of my other questions?
Did you not see my original response, made in good faith, wherein I said specifically that I wasn't going to address your other questions at this time?
In fact, why exactly are you here?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Converting to Atheism?
May 30, 2015 at 3:10 am
14 years old, given the keys to the internet for the first time. It's a whole big world out there, kid.
A world filled with three phase mobile rock crushers. Far as the eye can see.
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