(June 25, 2015 at 1:39 am)ignoramus Wrote:

(June 25, 2015 at 1:29 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Today... I pooped.

I take it you were constipated!
That's very good news!

Do they still sell the chocolate stuff.
Mum used to give it to me ad a kid.

Lol, chocolate stuff?? Never heard of it.

Kinda funny though... you have to eat a brown thing for a brown thing to come out the other end.

I like it!

Just asked the wife, she remembered the name.
Then she says, why do you want to know that for? hehe

@Kitty and Cthu, I'm glad the kitty is a bit better, I hope he gets well soon and hugs to you
@Esq and wife, I'm really sorry to hear that. Take care of yourselves and get better
@Steel Ouchies. I'd send tons of hugs but that would probably hurt more :c so here's a picture of a baby iguana



Hope that cheers you up a little
@Becca ikr
@Beccs hope the cat is ok!
@LL get a nap if you can, bruh

I think that's everybody.


Just woke up
I was hoping I'd feel better after getting some sleep but I'm still fucking horrible and now I'm going to spend my day off being hopelessly sad
Why do all my downs always happen in my free time? Seriously, fuck this

Very sorry to hear about the injuries and illnesses My best wishes for recovery to everyone!

CL: Good job with the poop! Keep us updated

I'm sad you feel sad this morning Neim. If it's any consolation, I was thinking while I was out for a walk this morning that I'm probably going to vote for you* in the funniest member category when it comes around! Your wit is so sharp I don't need to shave anymore, I just rub my face against the forum. I hope I can count on your vote for the "earliest lobbying for an award" award?

[*There's some pedantic rule where you can't vote for yourself. It works, too.]

I kind of feel bad now to have to say I feel very unusually good this morning! Not just dragging myself around and coping, but quite good. I have a weird feeling of guilt for feeling a bit happy, like I'm betraying being depressed... that's the kind of fucked up thing depression has done to me. Screw that, I'm going to enjoy being happy and not deny it! I'm doing my mock tests for my first round of bookkeeping exams, and I'm feeling very confident. Getting them debits and credits and numbers in the right place. (That's pretty much all it is at the moment!) PEARLS for the win. (Bookkeeping joke... ahah... heh.) Also PIE CAL.

Oh shucks Rob....Thank you, that's very sweet of you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds my jokes funny. And that's great you're feeling better, enjoy the hell out of if!

There's so much shit I need to do and I can't even get my ass out of bed

Thank you I have to resist the urge to go bonkers and do loads of stuff because I have a little bit of energy. Rookie mistake that I've made too many times before.

I hope you can negotiate with your ass soon and go chore it up!

Two wasps. Two fucking wasps in my room O_o One down, one MIA.....

Watching cartoons to forget how awful I'm feeling

Home Movies on YouTube.
Watch SuperFruit on YouTube.
Also, Fine Bros React channels make me feel happy.

Golfing :-D it has fast become one of my favorite things to do. And I am getting better (slowly). My goal is a 90 by the end of summer, I'm high 90s now but so sloppy I can easily shoot a 94 or so if I can string some good holes together.

Also old people are REALLY SLOW AT GOLF. No, that's unfair. Not all old people. Just the 4 old people in front of me

Listening to the Nerdist podcast with Brian Cox