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LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
-and you cant appreciate -not- having a pine cone up your ass without at least putting -one- pinecone up your ass.

Off you go, don't return too soon. Really give it a chance.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
(July 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(July 17, 2015 at 11:24 pm)Cato Wrote: Do you not realize that you've just admitted the inanity of your position?
Do I seriously have to keep spoon feeding you? A pine cone in my ass in not an experience that i can appreciate or disappreciate because it's never happened. A sunny day is not something you can appreciate or disappreciate with out ever having an overcast one

You can't appreciate good without having bad.

False equivocation.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
(July 17, 2015 at 11:37 pm)Rhythm Wrote: -and you cant appreciate -not- having a pine cone up your ass without at least putting -one- pinecone up your ass.

Someone finally gets it...

you have to experience bad, to appreciate good...
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
(July 17, 2015 at 11:55 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Someone finally gets it...

ROFLOL

I fucking LOVE this place. Oh, fuck me running.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
(July 17, 2015 at 11:58 pm)Cato Wrote:
(July 17, 2015 at 11:55 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Someone finally gets it...

ROFLOL

I fucking LOVE this place. Oh, fuck me running.
 I don't know what that's ROFL worthy, it's YOUR ridiculous analogy.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
(July 17, 2015 at 11:40 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:
(July 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Do I seriously have to keep spoon feeding you? A pine cone in my ass in not an experience that i can appreciate or disappreciate because it's never happened. A sunny day is not something you can appreciate or disappreciate with out ever having an overcast one

You can't appreciate good without having bad.

False equivocation.

Why because you say so? prove it.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
(July 18, 2015 at 12:06 am)Huggy74 Wrote:  I don't know what that's ROFL worthy, it's YOUR ridiculous analogy.

ROFLOL ROFLOL

Tears are gone, dry heaves are next.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
Hugs...lol, I was fucking with you.  Are you seriously claiming that you are incapable of appreciating the fact that there is -not- a pinecone up your ass -right now-....because you've never shoved a pinecone up your ass?  I've gotta admit, I don't find myself in the same boat.  I've never had a pinecone up my ass, but I'm damned glad I don't this very moment........and I'll never -need- to shove one up my ass in order to make that claim as truthfully as a claim can -possibly- be made.......

You, apparently, disagree...but something tells me you still haven't shoved a pinecone up your ass........
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
(July 18, 2015 at 12:21 am)Rhythm Wrote: Hugs...lol, I was fucking with you.  Are you seriously claiming that you are incapable of appreciating the fact that there is -not- a pinecone up your ass -right now-....because you've never shoved a pinecone up your ass?  I've gotta admit, I don't find myself in the same boat.  I've never had a pinecone up my ass, but I'm damned glad I don't this very moment........and I'll never -need- to shove one up my ass in order to make that claim as truthfully as a claim can -possibly- be made.......

You, apparently, disagree...but something tells me you still haven't shoved a pinecone up your ass........

you think I don't know that? No matter what analogy you use the point stays the same.... Cato apparently doesn't realize this...
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
No, Huggy, I don't think you realize that I'm fucking with you, even now, or else you wouldn't be toiling under the belief that I "get your point", or that Cato is the only one between the three of us who doesn't.   I think you're a dumbass who's -incapable- of manufacturing a point even when you give it your best, and even when you are provided with accurate statements as building blocks........ you ought to know that by now.

Now hurry up with that fucking pine cone man! Pics or it didn't happen. Are you not willing to test the truth of your own positions? Take one for the team, take one for truth, take one for me.....take one because you secretly enjoy shoving pinecones up your ass, but please, take one. Put your money where your mouth is.

If, instead of shoving a pinecone up your ass...you assume that you can appreciate there -not- being a pinecone up your ass -without- having done so...your position on "good and bad" is equally ridiculous, and we know that you don't -actually- believe it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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