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Random questions
#91
RE: Random questions
(July 29, 2015 at 2:07 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 2:06 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Just stay away from the Fins and their herbal candy -_-

I'm already too busy staying away from the dutch across the street and their herbal candy ^^

Goddamn crazy Fins and Scandinavians and their crazy herbal candy that tastes like coal oil -_-
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#92
RE: Random questions
Is Him from the PowerPuff Girls trans?
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#93
RE: Random questions
Do you think it's possible to teach chimps to speak?
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#94
RE: Random questions
(July 30, 2015 at 6:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Do you think it's possible to teach chimps to speak?

If 'yes' can I teach my brother to speak proper English?
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
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#95
RE: Random questions
(July 30, 2015 at 6:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Do you think it's possible to teach chimps to speak?

yes, but the catch is by the time they speak it, a million years has passed and they would resemble humans.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#96
RE: Random questions
(July 30, 2015 at 6:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Do you think it's possible to teach chimps to speak?

we taught a bunch sign language
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#97
RE: Random questions
(July 30, 2015 at 7:46 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 6:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Do you think it's possible to teach chimps to speak?

we taught a bunch sign language
Not like KoKo. I mean vocalization!
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#98
RE: Random questions
They tried teaching them at school but they just wanted to pick fleas and sling shit at each other! They're just so badly mannered!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#99
RE: Random questions
(July 30, 2015 at 6:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Do you think it's possible to teach chimps to speak?

No.  Their vocal cords are different (and located differently) from ours, and so they are unable to make the proper sounds.  If your brain were put into a chimp's body, you would not be able to speak either.

People tried to teach chimps to speak, and when they realized that this was going to be physically impossible, they switched to using sign language.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Random questions
(July 30, 2015 at 1:50 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(July 30, 2015 at 6:57 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Do you think it's possible to teach chimps to speak?

No.  Their vocal cords are different (and located differently) from ours, and so they are unable to make the proper sounds.  If your brain were put into a chimp's body, you would not be able to speak either.

People tried to teach chimps to speak, and when they realized that this was going to be physically impossible, they switched to using sign language.

Well poopy! I wanted a real Planet of the Apes!
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