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How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
#31
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
Ace, you crack me up.

I think the problem is partly people's attitudes towards sex still - it's such an incredibly positive thing, but it's still drilled in our heads to be bad.

Who knows if I'll get married? I personally can't think of a reason why I should have waited. Not when there was so much tickling, scuffling, laughing fun to be had. And not even with someone I was completely committed to - some of the times I count most positive were just between friends.

Wait if you want, that's your prerogative, but don't do it just because a book or someone else told you to do so. One day you'll be glad you have the memories to warm yourself on.
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#32
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
I've been fighting the urge to post this but I just have to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osQMG9f0HC0
"NO SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE"
"Riiiiiiiiight"
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Leo van Miert
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#33
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
(October 24, 2010 at 10:37 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Not when there was so much tickling, scuffling, laughing fun to be had.

Don't forget headsicssors, facesitting, smothering and wrestling.Big Grin
I know a few girl-friends who I a little fun with. Started off with a little wrestling and it wasn't long before things got more exciting!

Quote:One day you'll be glad you have the memories to warm yourself on.
Hell yeah. I still remember that all so sweat memory of seeing this babysitter's arse coming down on me and then everything went dark. Oh and the smoothness of her legs as she had them around my head.
All this at the age of five, so you can understand that her legs covered the whole of my head. WOW!
I could give a lengthy list plus descriptions of my experiences. So, some theists can go without any of that if they wish, but boy are they missing out on alot of fun and memories.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#34
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
Lol at "sweat memory"! Freudian typing?
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#35
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
(October 25, 2010 at 9:57 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Lol at "sweat memory"! Freudian typing?

LMAO! totally missed that - I bet it was!
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#36
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
I Prefer facesitting more than headsicssors. More naughty. Tongue
A few girls who I had wrestled with sat on me that hard, that it hurt and I had some trouble breathing. Hehe, very naughty.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#37
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
This was not considered an unreasonable rule when it was first formulated because the average age of marriage was less than 14.
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#38
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
(November 30, 2010 at 9:44 pm)Abraham3 Wrote: This was not considered an unreasonable rule when it was first formulated because the average age of marriage was less than 14.

Oh goody, it's been resurrected.

Even if you look at it that way, one of the problems with religion is the stagnant law system. Some "rules" need to be thrown out. This one makes no sense.
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#39
RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
Jesus said,
Quote:If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.
If it is worth cutting off part of your body to avoid hell, then in surely wouldn't be too much of a sacrifice to postpone sex until marriage.
His invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse.
Romans 1:20 ESV

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RE: How the hell do theists cope with no sex before marriage?
(December 1, 2010 at 11:28 am)theophilus Wrote: Jesus said,
Quote:If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.
If it is worth cutting off part of your body to avoid hell, then in surely wouldn't be too much of a sacrifice to postpone sex until marriage.

I'd have to believe in hell in the first place. Which I don't...unless I'm at the DMV. Or suffering from a throng of Twilight fans.

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