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How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
#21
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
The stain will certainly remain, even if the diarrhea goes into very temporary remission, which it almost certainly won't.
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#22
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
WoG,
as I mentioned in a post above, the world does not end. Ever.
The planet will not end. Air will not give out.

I think it is transition time into the Tribulation that Jesus spoke of.
"Tribulation" comes from the word "Tribulum", an ancient tool to beat the chaff off grain.
Other translations call it the time of "Testing" or "Trial" that is coming on the whole world to test them.
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#23
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
Or it's all bullshit, things will carry on pretty much exactly as they were, and you need to start listening to some voices other than the ones in your head, prof.
There are people that can help you, and I'm not talking about God. Please reach out to them. At least have a few tests done - if you're sane, what have you got to lose?
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#24
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
I really want to be a little facetious and say: Well, until the end comes. Wink

But more simple than that, until religion ends.

How long that'll be, I cannot say.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: How long will the church wait for something that according to the Bible should have already happened?

Until the end of the world. Sad to imagine that the last thing anyone will hear - in these fap fantasies anyway - is our nutty professor saying "See? I told you s-"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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He's covering his bases while falling apart. He's salivating and fretting at the same time.
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
Thanks Iro.
I have zero voices in my head or ears.
As I said, come Oct. 1st, if I am in this present body- I am gone from AF.
My hour glass will have all the grains dropped down.
I can take the abuse and suggestions. No problem.
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#28
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
I kind of like that Stimbo, "Nutty professor"
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RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
(August 28, 2015 at 8:07 pm)professor Wrote: Thanks Iro.
I have zero voices in my head or ears.
As I said, come Oct. 1st, if I am in this present body- I am gone from AF.
My hour glass will have all the grains dropped down.
I can take the abuse and suggestions. No problem.

Personally I don't give a shit whether you stay or not, all I'm concerned about is your clear as day delusional thinking.
Could you at least promise me you'll speak to a mental health professional if your prediction is yet again proven wrong?
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#30
RE: How Long Will Christians Wait for the End Time to Come?
No Iro, actually I don't think I have predicted anything this year, and if nothing happens you can throw a party.
But if it does, you need to re-think what you consider reality and truth.

I have no intention to see a shrink, I am probably past the life expectancy of most of them anyway,
they likely should be seeing me.
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