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Rule of Thumb
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#31
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 10:02 pm
If a gentleman is running towards you at high speed, screaming half-garbled obscenities and carrying a machete, it is highly likely that he is preparing to fucking murder you. Running away at a similarly high velocity is advised.

You can have that 'un for free.
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RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 10:10 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 10:02 pm)Iroscato Wrote: If a gentleman is running towards you at high speed, screaming half-garbled obscenities and carrying a machete, it is highly likely that he is preparing to fucking murder you. Running away at a similarly high velocity is advised.

You can have that 'un for free.
Nah, that happens all the time with my zombie fps' s.
Just restore to the last save game.
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#33
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 7, 2015 at 10:00 am
(September 6, 2015 at 10:02 pm)Iroscato Wrote: If a gentleman is running towards you at high speed, screaming half-garbled obscenities and carrying a machete, it is highly likely that he is preparing to fucking murder you. Running away at a similarly high velocity is advised.

You can have that 'un for free.

But what if he just wants a hug :c
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RE: Rule of Thumb
September 7, 2015 at 10:02 am
(September 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: or you don't have a thumb Big Grin

A-ha!

Big Grin

Or you're a super villain.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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