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Rule of Thumb
#31
RE: Rule of Thumb
If a gentleman is running towards you at high speed, screaming half-garbled obscenities and carrying a machete, it is highly likely that he is preparing to fucking murder you. Running away at a similarly high velocity is advised.

You can have that 'un for free.
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#32
RE: Rule of Thumb
(September 6, 2015 at 10:02 pm)Iroscato Wrote: If a gentleman is running towards you at high speed, screaming half-garbled obscenities and carrying a machete, it is highly likely that he is preparing to fucking murder you. Running away at a similarly high velocity is advised.

You can have that 'un for free.
Nah, that happens all the time with my zombie fps' s.
Just restore to the last save game.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#33
RE: Rule of Thumb
(September 6, 2015 at 10:02 pm)Iroscato Wrote: If a gentleman is running towards you at high speed, screaming half-garbled obscenities and carrying a machete, it is highly likely that he is preparing to fucking murder you. Running away at a similarly high velocity is advised.

You can have that 'un for free.

But what if he just wants a hug :c
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#34
RE: Rule of Thumb
(September 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: or you don't have a thumb Big Grin

A-ha!

Big Grin

Or you're a super villain.
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